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Old 06-02-2005, 21:15
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I know there is a similar thread to this in Showbiz but I'm talking about the characters in soaps who seem to attract all the sexy ladies/men, in spite of their looks.

Mine would have to be:

Men
Cain Dingle: quite often sems to have a woman on his arm but never actually gets round to washing his hair
Alfie Moon: Not a belly to be proud of, must be his southern charm
Mini Den I know a lot of ladies think he's lovely, I just cannot see it myself

Women
Sally Webster: just how many affairs has that woman had, and she's no stunner. Just recently she's been looking especially past-it; it must be all that Ian-loving!
Jessie Wallace : quite unsure how she managed to win sexist soap star, too much slap and take-tan, not enough soap!
Charity Dingle: really fresh-faced but seems to have the men all lining up to jump on her!
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:18
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Sally Webster is actually quite a looker for her age. I can see why she pulls them.

I'd say Cilla.
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:19
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Yeah I don't think Sally is all that bad. Cilla definitely!!
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:19
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This Sally?? This Sally is a looker...??

http://www.corrie.net/profiles/actor...ker_sally.html
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:21
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This Sally?? This Sally is a looker...??

http://www.corrie.net/profiles/actor...ker_sally.html
Granted she's had some dodgy haircuts but she still has quite a nice youthful face.
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:22
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You're right. It may be he haircuts that put me off. Not keen on the mop she has now.
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:22
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Originally Posted by BCJ
Granted she's had some dodgy haircuts but she still has quite a nice youthful face.
I think BCJ's right, for her age she doesn't scrub up all that badly.
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:23
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The Slater Bros. Charlie and Harry.

I have never understood the appeal. It's all EE Hype.
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:37
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What about Phil Mitchell!?
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Old 06-02-2005, 21:40
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Phil Mitchell and defintley and the fact girls liked Dirty Den when he was younger... *Shudder*. Never understood the attraction people had to Patsy Palmer, but then again.. I am a fellow ginger.
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Old 06-02-2005, 23:43
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People were attracted to Patsy Palmer? Are you sure??

I'll admit it... I think Den was attractive when he was younger. YOU GOT IT OUT OF ME, OK??

Phil makes me feel sick. He looks like an egg.
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Old 06-02-2005, 23:46
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Phil makes me feel sick. He looks like an egg.
PMSL
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Old 06-02-2005, 23:54
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Three words. Ian Beale, WHY??????????
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Old 07-02-2005, 00:09
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Dennis - EastEnders
What DO the women of Walford see in him? He's bland, boring and basically VERY unattractive, in my opinion.

Cain Dingle - Emmerdale
Again, what DO the Emmerdale women see in Cain? He's a thug, treats his family like scum and needs a bath or three! God knows what Charity saw in him!

Olly - Famly Affairs
I cant begin to think what Lucy sees in Olly - he must be fantastic in bed because I can think of any other redeaming features! He's a thug and a petty thief - hardly good boyfriend material, is it? He looks like a right scruff - needs to take time out and have a bath or two!

David - Neighbours
Lil isnt too bad, so I dont know what she sees in David! He's a nice enough bloke, but looks too much like Harold for my liking! And he's not even his son in real-life! Spooky!

Women

Zoe - EastEnders
I suppose her and Dennis suit each other seen as she is as bland and as boring and unattractive as he is! Btw, she needs to wash her hair, it's looking very manky ala Cain Dingle!

Sadie King - Emmerdale
I know Jimmy is no oil painting, but how can he stick living with her? Apart from the fact that she treats him like a child and is trying (and slowly succeeding) to take control of the King empire, the woman has no expression, for god's sake! You'd swear her head had been in a freezer for the past 10 years!

Cilla - Coronation Street
The woman is beyond brash. A proper chav! But, from seeing her mate in tonight's episode, I realised that Cilla is almost a godess compared with that horse-faced munter! And that hair? Good god!

Coleen - Home and Away
Even she has a fella now! Dont get me wrong, I dont hate the character, but she dont half get on my wick with her constant yapping! She could talk for Australia! I bet her poor fella can't get a word in edgeways!
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Old 07-02-2005, 01:24
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Charity Dingle's a good looker in my view
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Old 07-02-2005, 01:33
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Originally Posted by rossyrahrah
Three words. Ian Beale, WHY??????????
See I have an unexplicable liking for Ian Beale. Don't find him sexy though. I always feel he's nicer than the writer's let him be. Maybe it's Adam Woodyatt I have a liking for.

Cain Dingle on the other hand, I cannot understand AT ALL.

I don't see what men see in Chasitiy and Charity though as both look quite "rough" to me.

There was a time I lusted after many men in soaps but right now it's a bit thin on the ground for me. I like Perry Fenwick and I'm really finding Chas' police boyfriend very yummy but that's about it.
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Old 07-02-2005, 03:09
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Originally Posted by Miles2004
Charity Dingle's a good looker in my view
Her best qualiity is her skin. It seems flawless , whereas Cain face is a breeding place for zits .
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Old 07-02-2005, 04:45
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I was suprised to see Charity Dingle appear in the list, same with Zoe, both are pretty darn fine to me.

Am I the only one who thinks Cilla looks like the Queen monster from Fraggle Rock ? http://www.jediman.free-online.co.uk...en%20Gorg2.jpg
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Old 07-02-2005, 09:26
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Mini Den - so bland and average it's just not funny. Someone please explain the attraction to me.
Alfie - The only feeling he inspires in me is a feeling I want to slap him very hard
Carl King - has an unformed, pudding like face.
(I actually get the whole Cain Dingle thing )

Candice - someone on the other forum said it all in one word 'Teenwolf'
Sadie King - enough already with the botox!
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