It's heartbreaking rikstan. It seemed really cruel and unfair. I think it was about the time of John Sergeant or Anne Widdecombe or somesuch and they began to be genuinely scared that he would win, which I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have but he might have damaged a few more contestants on his way.
Best X-Factor joke act performance
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Why are people saying there is no joke act this year? Have you not been watching Sam C, his performances have been hilarious!
Jonny Robinson doing Kylies Can't Get You Outta My Head in a Geisha outfit. The funniest part was he just exclaimed "VOGUE!" at the end needlesly with a deadly serious look on his face.
I think that was the same performance with the "rub my lamp" gag too.
I think that was the same performance with the "rub my lamp" gag too.
Originally Posted by Jessica_Hamby:
“Surely it was Jedward's Ice Ice Baby.
Have to say Sam C's Relight My Fire on Saturday with that ridiculous staging and Gary's face (even if it was scripted) is rigiht up there, but for me Jedward are still the kings.
You?”
“Surely it was Jedward's Ice Ice Baby.
Have to say Sam C's Relight My Fire on Saturday with that ridiculous staging and Gary's face (even if it was scripted) is rigiht up there, but for me Jedward are still the kings.
You?”
Yes.
Seeing as Rylan was considered a "joke act" by many just because he was fun and entertaining but COULD sing (#nologic) I'll say his "Rylan Style" & "Spice Girls Medley" were both flawless.
Good to know that you enjoy the Queen's performances.
Originally Posted by _NiallDEE_:
“All of Abi's performances for me.”
“All of Abi's performances for me.”
Good to know that you enjoy the Queen's performances.
I always used to look forward to Rylan's performances and considering he was seen as the "joke act" of his series he's actually gone on to have a pretty successful career. Not in singing though, of course.
Originally Posted by staceyxxx23:
“
Good to know that you enjoy the Queen's performances.”
“
Good to know that you enjoy the Queen's performances.”
Enjoying laughing at how terrible they are tbh
Originally Posted by fireemblemcraze:
“Remember in JH when he picked up that rose, then with the speech ending with 'oh this moment' and then his performance of 'You've Got The Love'? I died then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiLr2V36Cnw”
“Remember in JH when he picked up that rose, then with the speech ending with 'oh this moment' and then his performance of 'You've Got The Love'? I died then...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiLr2V36Cnw”
Is Sharon actually made entirely from botox? During that clip no part of her seemed to move at all apart from blinking, not even when she spoke. It was like watching a frog on a lilypad.
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“Jedward - I Did It Again.”
“Jedward - I Did It Again.”
They were trying to impress music mogul Clive Davis (who was actually there) with their red suits
Originally Posted by rikstan87:
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq49Gv3wFB0
Just to remind everybody.........”
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq49Gv3wFB0
Just to remind everybody.........
”
PMSL. It doesn't matter how many times you watch that. It doesn't stop being weird.
Agreed.
When Wagner emerged from those doors in that velvet jacket screaming the words 'She Bangs' whilst looking like he was having a heart attack and singing to nobody in particular other than those random dancers, before breaking down on those shit hot bongoes to 'Love Shack' - not only did I spit my tea out everywhere, but I realised I had just seen the greatest X Factor act ever in the history of the show and he would never ever be beaten.
When Wagner emerged from those doors in that velvet jacket screaming the words 'She Bangs' whilst looking like he was having a heart attack and singing to nobody in particular other than those random dancers, before breaking down on those shit hot bongoes to 'Love Shack' - not only did I spit my tea out everywhere, but I realised I had just seen the greatest X Factor act ever in the history of the show and he would never ever be beaten.
Oh, and a small mention for when Lord Wagner sang 'Hey Jude' -
"Hey....jew....jew..jew...jew...jew..waaaa...waaaa..hey jew...waaaa"
"Hey....jew....jew..jew...jew...jew..waaaa...waaaa..hey jew...waaaa"
Originally Posted by D. Morgan:
“Agreed.
When Wagner emerged from those doors in that velvet jacket screaming the words 'She Bangs' whilst looking like he was having a heart attack and singing to nobody in particular other than those random dancers, before breaking down on those shit hot bongoes to 'Love Shack' - not only did I spit my tea out everywhere, but I realised I had just seen the greatest X Factor act ever in the history of the show and he would never ever be beaten.”
“Agreed.
When Wagner emerged from those doors in that velvet jacket screaming the words 'She Bangs' whilst looking like he was having a heart attack and singing to nobody in particular other than those random dancers, before breaking down on those shit hot bongoes to 'Love Shack' - not only did I spit my tea out everywhere, but I realised I had just seen the greatest X Factor act ever in the history of the show and he would never ever be beaten.”
I'm still disturbed by those girls rubbing their boobs at the end. I'm going to have nightmares about that.
Loaf shack! La la loaf shack!
I really liked watching Wagner each week, he was good entertaining Saturday night TV.
I really liked watching Wagner each week, he was good entertaining Saturday night TV.
Originally Posted by _NiallDEE_:
“Enjoying laughing at how terrible they are tbh”
“Enjoying laughing at how terrible they are tbh”
Same but Hannah when she landed in the bottom two.
Originally Posted by heart of glass:
“I always used to look forward to Rylan's performances and considering he was seen as the "joke act" of his series he's actually gone on to have a pretty successful career. Not in singing though, of course.”
“I always used to look forward to Rylan's performances and considering he was seen as the "joke act" of his series he's actually gone on to have a pretty successful career. Not in singing though, of course.
”
He'll be successful in both fields soon.
Originally Posted by SillyBillyGoat:
“Loaf shack! La la loaf shack!
I really liked watching Wagner each week, he was good entertaining Saturday night TV.”
“Loaf shack! La la loaf shack!
I really liked watching Wagner each week, he was good entertaining Saturday night TV.
”
Ditto.........Jedward was a hoot also
Rylan......not so much, he got bigheaded when the prospect of furthering his career (not in music) was a guaranteed cert.....whether he made the final or not!!!
Wagner & 'Loaf Shack'
Can someone remind me what beef Cheryl had with him again? I remember she accused him of saying something about her in the press which she mentioned after one of his live performances and then I remember whatever response he gave back shut her up but I can't remember the details.
Can someone remind me what beef Cheryl had with him again? I remember she accused him of saying something about her in the press which she mentioned after one of his live performances and then I remember whatever response he gave back shut her up but I can't remember the details.
Originally Posted by Brummy Girl:
“Wagner & 'Loaf Shack'
Can someone remind me what beef Cheryl had with him again? I remember she accused him of saying something about her in the press which she mentioned after one of his live performances and then I remember whatever response he gave back shut her up but I can't remember the details.”
“Wagner & 'Loaf Shack'
Can someone remind me what beef Cheryl had with him again? I remember she accused him of saying something about her in the press which she mentioned after one of his live performances and then I remember whatever response he gave back shut her up but I can't remember the details.”
According to Wagner: He made a comment to a journalist (who he didn't know was a journalist) saying that she was a role model because she came from a council estate but had the self-belief and determination to become the most famous woman in the country. The journalist twisted this and made out that Wagner was criticising her for coming from a council estate and that she had simply "got lucky" to become so famous. Cheryl confronted him about it on the show and Wagner very classily replied that she shouldn't believe what the press said, and then explained to her what he actually said to the journalist - that, as I've just explained, she was a role model etc.
Of course a cynical person might say that he HAD been critical about Cheryl to the journalist and then lied on air to cover his back, but he came across as very sincere and lovely when he said it, and I think Cheryl realised that he was telling the truth.
Originally Posted by Brummy Girl:
“Wagner & 'Loaf Shack'
Can someone remind me what beef Cheryl had with him again? I remember she accused him of saying something about her in the press which she mentioned after one of his live performances and then I remember whatever response he gave back shut her up but I can't remember the details.”
“Wagner & 'Loaf Shack'
Can someone remind me what beef Cheryl had with him again? I remember she accused him of saying something about her in the press which she mentioned after one of his live performances and then I remember whatever response he gave back shut her up but I can't remember the details.”
He accused her of being a chav/slag (I think both?
) and she had a hissy fit claiming she was 'proud of her roots' and that she'll remain the Queen Chav. Really unprofessional of her to do actually. Poor Wagner he took that all with so much grace. What a champ.
Originally Posted by fireemblemcraze:
“He accused her of being a chav/slag (I think both?) and she had a hissy fit claiming she was 'proud of her roots' and that she'll remain the Queen Chav. Really unprofessional of her to do actually. Poor Wagner he took that all with so much grace. What a champ.”
“He accused her of being a chav/slag (I think both?
) and she had a hissy fit claiming she was 'proud of her roots' and that she'll remain the Queen Chav. Really unprofessional of her to do actually. Poor Wagner he took that all with so much grace. What a champ.”
Lord Wagner owned Cheryl good and proper - the man is THE LEGEND!!!
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