Was on another thread about "funny" people's names so thought id start a pet one.On our park there is a Posh and Becks,Mr.Darcy,Keith,Jason,Dave.My own dog is Teddy.Personally I love human names for dogs.Im planning on calling our next dog,Alphonse

my new pup (already had her name when we got her) registered at vets prior to me getting her as

laney lane

most bizarre !

Back in the dim and distant past I had an APBT called Dante, it seemed fitting for the way he looked, but he was a sweetie in reality

One of my cats is called Dave

(I sound like a right muppet if i'm trying to call him in from outside )

If I get another cat he will be a ginger one called Alan

I had two guinea pigs called Sir Pigalot and Guinevere

Awwww excellent names.If we had a girl dog she would be Madge or Blanche

I had gerbils who had the names salt and pepper.

It worked really well until pepper died. Then i had to explain to people why i had a gerbil called salt.

I had 2 dwarf hamsters once called Posh and Becks - even though they were both boys!

My now ex boyfriend and me also bought 2 gerbils once, couldn't decided what to name them, so named them both after our annoying little brothers

We have a cat called Brian. He was called that when we got him.

I have a lovely cat called Ferguson. He was a cat that someone else didn't want so I had him. I love him to bits but...I'm an Arsenal fan.

It really grates on me when I call him in

One of my cats is called Loopy. She was called that when I adopted her.

Certainly makes me look rather odd when I have to go out and call her.....

i had a cat called Ludo, i always got strange looks when i mentioned his name...and now i have a cat called Pea and one called Mac Fluffy...and a cat called cookie who comes running when i call her crabby legs

I have a ginger cat called Marmalade.

People used to laugh at our late Duncan's name and now they laugh at Betty not entirely sure why they seemed like normal names to us

My neighbour has a friendly but very, very stupid cat called TAC ( backward CAT )

I love the name 'Bonkers' for a dog.

I don't think I'd be calling it out loud in the park though (think about it)

The singer pink has a dog called the f word (the name is the f word) cos she said she wanted to shout it really loudly in the park

"My dog was called F**ker," says Pink. "My dad adopted him and changed his name to Fred. He is a much happier dog now. He still responds to both names, but he's happier."

Pink shocked diners in a Beverly Hills restaurant a couple of years ago when she called out "F**ker" repeatedly after losing the pooch in the crowded room.

Please tell me Duncan was a dog. Duncan Dog <3

Betty is awesome too

My cat was just Jess but she really suited her name, we thought (RIP Jess)

That is brilliant!

As for actual names, I've had too many pets (over 80!) to name them all here, but my most recent rabbits up to last month were called Buffy & Angel. Sadly, Angel died last month, and Buffy & Razzle ( my new bun) doesn't quite have the same ring to it!

I have a couple of gay mates who called their 2 dogs Titania and Clytemnestra purely so that when they call them in the park they can shout Titty and Clitty really loudly over and over again in a quite camp fasion, even now three years later it still makes them crease up. Muppets

Sergent Rodger!
I also came across someone once who shouted out 'Dawn French' to their dog.

I will definitely be calling my next pet 'Toaster' i love it!

Awwww my deceased jack Russell was called Betty

We have Ren (ren diddly ren), McGee and Cabbage Von Tinkerbell

Apparently Bungle is a strange name for a cat. that's what my little hair ball is called.

My kitten is called Fievel which people think is weird as Fievel was a mouse, the people that know that is. Hardly anyone knows who Fievel is.