A is so smug
Yeah but B is so arrogant
I can't stand C being so full of themselves
What about D, clearly overscored every week. A judges favourite, its so unfair.
Yeah but E is only still in due to sympathy votes.
But F has an unfair advantage due to having previous dance experience
Yeah but G is only getting through on the basis of hunk votes from the female voters
Hang on a minute though H is only getting through on the basis of male voters fancying her
Yeah but I is only getting through because of the popularity of their pro partner
J is so boring
Yeah but K is overly competitive
L is not competitive enough
M is too good, its not fair
N always gets a hard time from the judges, thats not fair
O is nice but I can't stand their pro partner
P is horrible but I love their pro partner
Q is not a proper celebrity, they are only famous because of who they are married to
S has an unfair advantage due to being a sportsperson and therefore having superior levels of fitness and stamina
Yeah but T has an unfair advantage due to being in the acting profession so can more easily get into character in all the dances
Did you see Us reaction to P being knocked out. They should be ashamed of themselves.
V is such a bad loser
W is so bitchy
X is so fake
Y says to Z "I have had enough of this, lets go down the pub".

Z may I join you.

You should get an OBE for saving a lot of people from RSI. All posts will now require a maximum of three charaters - DS will have to change the rules on short posts.

Yeah, you basically summed up this forum, well done.
But on this line: "Yeah but G is only getting through on the basis of hunk votes from the female voters", you should check out the Youtube comments of Ben's bare chested Paso. You'll find you missed out the majority gay vote.