Love Susanna - Kevin is stillness in a storm
Love Sophie - though Brendan not a fav
Love Patrick - Anya calm and clever
Love Natalie - even with Artem and his Artemness

Want to love Ben -- but somehow can't - not keen on Kristina.
Should love Ashley -- not yet - not keen on Ola

Like Abbey - like Aljaz - but it will not turn to love

Mark is lovely and Iveta is as mad as a box of whatever a box can hold that is mad -- but not kittens

Fiona is meh to me and .. poor, poor Anton , bless him

Missing Love -- Natalie Lowe

Love Pot Noodle - satiety and ease in one bundle
Love my socks with gorillas on them - perfect for when I go ape
Love be must it - ssendaM

Love train - people all over the world join hands
Love overusing the word love - the cheapening of emotions is a cancer at the heart of our collective consciousness

Love - autumn colours and leaves falling, but hate - sweeping up the mess in my back garden.

Love - cooking and sharing food with loved ones, but hate - washing up (mum disapproves dishwashers, they are for ninnies she said).

Love - snuggling with someone you love in bed, but hate - the numb body parts the next day!

Um what? Whatever can you mean? Artem is well, in a word, perfection

amen to that

And no washing up...

That's his best bit

Love is the only water that can quench the heart's thirst.

Discuss.

Nah man beef & tomato Pot Noodle.

BOOM.

Man cannot live by bread alone.

Chuck in a Bombay Bad Boy as well, then. That should do it.

Plus you can use the carton as a glass when you've eaten it (you'll only understand this if you watch gogglebox )