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Old 14-11-2013, 15:49
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As the title states, this is why you shouldn't watch porn in the same room as your parrot.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/16/...s-your-parrot/

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Old 14-11-2013, 15:56
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I think the Parrot's faking it.
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Old 14-11-2013, 15:58
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'I'll have what she's having'
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Old 14-11-2013, 15:58
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WOW......That is a Love bird Alright...........
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Old 14-11-2013, 15:59
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I used to have a parrot, and he witnessed a lot worse
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Old 14-11-2013, 16:00
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I think the Parrot's faking it.
ohhhh
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Old 14-11-2013, 16:03
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I used to have a parrot, and he witnessed a lot worse
What happened to him.....
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Old 14-11-2013, 16:05
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I used to have a parrot, and he witnessed a lot worse
I used to have a chicken but i choked it whilst watching porn.
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Old 14-11-2013, 16:05
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as far as I know he's still alive, ex got custody of him in the split. He witnessed actual sex!! :eek
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Old 14-11-2013, 17:02
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The parrot probably wanted a good stuffing.
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Old 14-11-2013, 17:04
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Urban myth #999: don't film hotel smut with your phone or camcorder, if the TV screen is reflective ...
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Old 14-11-2013, 17:12
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I used to watch Parrot Porn

My fave movie was "Pollyfilla"

It got too seedy so I stopped
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Old 14-11-2013, 17:15
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It got too seedy so I stopped
Its beak could crack nuts, that's when I switched off.

Last edited by KJ44 : 14-11-2013 at 17:16. Reason: OMG an aberrant apostrophe crept in
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Old 14-11-2013, 17:17
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I used to watch Parrot Porn

My fave movie was "Pollyfilla"

It got too seedy so I stopped
I heard Polly really wanted those pair of crackers...
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Old 14-11-2013, 17:17
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A woman went into a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said £20.00.

"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I have to tell you that this bird has lived in a House of Prostitution for the past twenty years and sometimes it says some pretty rough stuff."

The woman thought about this, but eventually decided that at the price she had to have the bird anyway. So she took it home, hung the parrot's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The parrot looked around the room, then at her, turned his head to one side and said, "New house, new Madam!"

The woman was a bit offended at the implication, but then thought, "Well, it could be worse."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new Madam, new girls!"

The girls were also a bit offended by the parrot’s comments, but then they began to laugh, considering how and where it had been living for the past twenty years.

A few minutes later, the woman's husband Frank came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Frank."
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Old 14-11-2013, 18:52
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Parrot death metal. Truly a beautiful thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYeximOhaUk
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Old 14-11-2013, 19:02
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My fave movie was "Pollyfilla"
That sounds more like some dodgy DIY porn
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Old 14-11-2013, 22:06
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Where's HarrisonMarks when we need him?
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Old 14-11-2013, 23:45
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I think the Parrot's faking it.
Yup. Human huffs and puffs speed changed/pitch shifted. Pinky & Perkyfied! There's even a couple of blatant edits (silence at joins) in the middle of it.
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Old 15-11-2013, 00:54
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I loved that. Makes me want to construct an aviary and fill it with parrots.
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