No you are the stalker, you are supposed to tell us



They can be - its hit and miss tbh and I wish that blog was better written though generally it gives me a giggle.

Hannahs reach yesterday was 30,000,000 and 15,000,000 today - that's a glaring hint. So hung up on Nic, Tamera and RC that I didn't notice that.

Nics score for yesterday is still rising, 80,000,000 atm

Just noticed she has uploaded Titanium from the gig gonna have to have a listen.

Can you post the link please? I'm very interested in that song when Mel sings it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-DC0amiwTQ

Thanks Lemo.
Great video,so much better than any other xfactor people this series

That's very good, I'm glad she is finally starting to get fresh stuff up there.

Next gig for Mel that I know of is December 1st although there are probably many we are unaware of as of now.

Another amazing cover from Mel!

Yeah really good, but someone needs to tell her that she is singing the wrong lyric (consistently) -

Stone hard as bullet proof glass

She is singing bullet proof guns? I think.

Yes she does and it sticks out like a sore thumb, it's "Stone hard as bullet proof glass" and she sings "Stone hard, those bullet proof guns", it's pretty clear. Unless she intends to sing it that way... who knows?

And shes going to hate me now. well that's assuming my message isn't lost in the ether, let's hope it is eh?

I probably shouldn't have thought, yeah alright I'll send a message.

Mel is closing in on 60K followers.

She is but it'll more than likely take a while yet as her growth has slowed down a lot. Unless she gets a boost from somewhere.

Hopefully if she is more active on Twitter/Facebook and this upcoming original gives her a boost.

Well she needs to do more than just be more active tbh, she needs to excite them and get them talking tbh.

This upcoming original will be the thing to do that, but she could do it now too if she's clever.

Wish there was a way I could say to Mel to tweet and Facebook more about her upcoming projects and stuff without giving her false impressions that I am a stalker.

Leave it to me...

Nice one Soppy.

In other news Mel is now obsessed with Coconut oil.

OK, here are some simple step by step instructions as I do believe you might be socially ill equipped to deal with such situations and it gives me ideal opportunity to amuse myself with a ridiculous post. Sadly I am busy today so I can't put too much effort into it.

1. Open Twitter or Facebook.

2. Select contact method of choice (i.e. DM, PM, Tweet)

3. Write your message

4. Send


Notes:

1. If your username is LemonadeMouth or your posting on appreciation threads resembles his (even if it's just for shits and giggles) do not link the recipient to said thread. It might not go down well as they may not be able to see past the scary into the hilarity you intended to an audience who know you are just harmlessly mental/mental for show.


2. Do not ask the recipient to marry/kiss/bang you. This may come across as forward and is a rather unusual approach to social interaction so will likely be met with bemusement. It will also distract from the message you intended to get across.


3. Keep directioner style fanboy/fangirl nonsense to a minimum else you could become mental by association. Above all else to not put ASCII hearts into your message unless you are under 14 as it makes you look like a prat.


4. Try not to repeat the same message over and over and over and over and over till they respond. This may come across as a bit rum.


5. Do not beg them for a "follow" or anything else, they may mistake you for a dog and be wary as dogs have a tendency to hump legs.


6. If you look like that dude we were laughing over the other week, don't do it, if you look scary mental then you probably are.


7. Do not draw pictures of the recipient unless you are a seriously talented artist and are hoping for a bit of free PR. If your creation looks like Gary Busey wearing a wig it will be somewhat awkward and may be received by the recipient and/or others who see it with much amusement. Even if you are a seriously talented artist looking for cheap/free PR, do not break rule 8.


8. Do not "ship" things, this is something mental people do, you will freak the shit out of the recipient and everyone around you.


9. Do not be sickly sweet, unless you're the recipients best friend (in which case you won't be reading these rules... unless you are that friend) it will come across as slightly odd.



Shorthand version: Look at Twitter... don't do that.

Hope this helps

I'm afraid many of those rules can't be applied to Lemo and us Mel admirers

Are you basically saying "I'm a Mel admirer so I must go weird!"

I am indeed guilty of breaking some of those rules in my time.

We know... That's why I wrote it

Let's say that the 'don't ship things' rule is easy to follow,I think even Lemo can refrain from shipping things to Mel
Other rules instead are not so easy..

Probably the reason why Mel is yet to follow me on twitter.