i agree, the rooms look no better than a £40 a night travellodge, and with the money you are saving on the room you could go to a spa somewhere else

The decor reminds me of my mothers nursing home.

Because the production probably demanded it as well...yawn.

Why are they wearing the same clothes? And is it me or do the husband and wife look like siblings?

Johnny jnr is a moron.

Well at least he had he decency to cover up to serve them they would probably shut him down if he served naked.

But you may want a naturist spa and most spas here are not..

[quote=rhumble;79831853]This is what i'm thinking tbh, the owner seems a bit of a creep to me, there is something about him i dont trust[/QUOTE]

You're not the only one.

LOL,,, the posh son has got very piggy eyes

That must be a very posh nursing home. All the ones I have been to were last furnished and decorated when the Queen was still a baby. Queen Victoria.

Couple of skid marks on the sheets would be worse than a couple of hairs.

It was quite posh. The decor was exactly the same as this place.

No sausages!!!

I can't stand him.

Thank goodness. I was wincing thinking of the splashing oil.

Tim doesnt want to get confused

*needs a vomit emoticon*

I wouldnt stay there because the rooms are pricey and look like a small Travelodge

He's crying because they said they would return. I guess it doesn't happen too often.

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Well all the partakers rate him highly.

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Is that you Tim

Have you read his reviews?

He doesnt seem very surprised that there was porn stashed in his room.

Yes, that's true.
Accordingly there's a massive loading on the room rate to reflect the ability of guests to remove their clothes.
Nothing else lives up to the charges.

The curtains in the rooms are as cheap as chips and thin as tissue and so was that laminated breakfast menu. For over £100 per room per night, up to £150 you can have much more conveniently located and quality establishments.