Either way it's all change
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Well it looks like you've outdone her
When she broke my charger back in February I went and bought a new one the next day and then I got another one from the Apple Genius Bar
Well I'm glad we could outsmart her. If I have to go to her office next week I'm gonna see if I can find the wand
. Think it has overtaken Teenage Dream for me now.
I asked the Magic 8 ball if I was going to her office next week and it told me not to count on it
Maybe it's not very reliable!
or make them grow massive like HP
Well the wand could be useful in that case
I wish it would make England score a goal in the footie. They're not doing very well! They have as much chance of winning the World Cup as I have of dating L.A.

I doubt I'll cry in her office again though. Maybe I should ask it. They all have rubber boots. The playing level is that of a school PE lesson
It's over now. Looks like England are going home.
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It doesn't even know who she is! That's true