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Old 02-02-2014, 23:27
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Humour i.e. the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.

In other words crack a joke. Try and make her laugh.

I will ring the dentist tomorrow. I normally have to wait around a minimum of 7 days to see a dentist, unless they have a cancellation then they may squeeze me in. I hate going to the dentist.
And how am I supposed to do that? I asked my mum what she wanted me to do and she just told me to get on the right side of her and do what she tells me to do (the work of course - now get to work bitch! ). I'm sure I can manage it as long as I don't have to sleep with her! I don't wanna be her slave *hums Britney's song I'm A Slave 4 U*
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Old 02-02-2014, 23:35
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And how am I supposed to do that? I asked my mum what she wanted me to do and she just told me to get on the right side of her and do what she tells me to do (the work of course - now get to work bitch! ). I'm sure I can manage it as long as I don't have to sleep with her! I don't wanna be her slave *hums Britney's song I'm A Slave 4 U*
Get a joke book? How about this one: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in her class room? Because her class was so bright.

You don't wanna become her bitch. She'll drive you crazy!

*Grabs coat and runs*
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Old 02-02-2014, 23:40
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Get a joke book? How about this one: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in her class room? Because her class was so bright.

You don't wanna become her bitch. She'll drive you crazy!

*Grabs coat and runs*
I don't think that'll work That sounds like something out of a Christmas cracker! I need something that'll help me to break the ice and get on her good side, otherwise my relationship with her will become toxic She'll probably be telling me to get to work bitch She already does drive me crazy
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Old 02-02-2014, 23:53
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I don't think that'll work That sounds like something out of a Christmas cracker! I need something that'll help me to break the ice and get on her good side, otherwise my relationship with her will become toxic She'll probably be telling me to get to work bitch She already does drive me crazy
Just tell her:

"Oops I did it again, I'm late with your work, but please don't throw me out of your class as I've only just began having fun and every time I come to class I feel Lucky to be here. I can know be outrageous and hand in work late, but I promise I will get to work on your next assignment. So please don't drive my Crazy as I'm not a girl, not yet a woman and feel your lectures are making me Stronger.
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Old 02-02-2014, 23:59
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Just tell her:

"Oops I did it again, I'm late with your work, but please don't throw me out of your class as I've only just began having fun and every time I come to class I feel Lucky to be here. I can know be outrageous and hand in work late, but I promise I will get to work on your next assignment. So please don't drive my Crazy as I'm not a girl, not yet a woman and feel your lectures are making me Stronger.
I think that should work I'll definitely do somethin' with it tomorrow and I hope she won't let me be the last to know what she thinks of it. I'm sure students sometimes hand in work late and it's not a problem. She doesn't know what it's like to be me.
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Old 03-02-2014, 00:10
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I think that should work I'll definitely do somethin' with it tomorrow and I hope she won't let me be the last to know what she thinks of it. I'm sure students sometimes hand in work late and it's not a problem. She doesn't know what it's like to be me.
Something tells me your lecturer wasn't Born to make you happy. Let's hope she dosen't Hold it against you and scream and shout at you. She may think that it's unusual you to hand work in late and is anticipating you hand it in during todays lecture.
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Old 03-02-2014, 00:25
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Old 03-02-2014, 01:04
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Something tells me your lecturer wasn't Born to make you happy. Let's hope she dosen't Hold it against you and scream and shout at you. She may think that it's unusual you to hand work in late and is anticipating you hand it in during todays lecture.
Haha yeah She doesn't make me go Ooh La La every time I see her. Maybe she smells my perfume and it turns her away.
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:01
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:04
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:11
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I'm stuck in a lecture hall with L.A. now Hopefully I can survive it. I'm stronger than yesterday because I sent that email to her
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Old 03-02-2014, 12:16
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I heard back from L.A.:

Sorry to hear you didn't do well in Equity 1. I would strongly advise you to speak with [name of Equity I lecturer removed] sooner rather than later, to discuss your results and find out where you went wrong and how you might improve. It could be that your exam technique needs to be improved so as to reflect your work level more accurately, or it could be that you misinterpreted one or more questions, in which case this is something to work on for your next exams.

We will have to make a big push to finish your independent essay by Friday so I will get back to you on the material you sent me later today. In the meantime, can you please work on your next section and get it to me by tomorrow morning.
Jeez she's demanding! She wants me to be a slave for her it seems. Looks like I'd better get to work or she'll be knockin' on my door and I don't want to keep her waiting It should be easy to get it done if I put my mind to it.
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Old 03-02-2014, 16:03
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Old 03-02-2014, 16:37
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Afternoon! How'd it go with your lecturer after?

Been a pretty crap day here! Everyone at work seems down today and that girl is avoiding me. Been busy designing posters and stuff so put my headphones on and listened to music to help drown the sour atmosphere out!
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Old 03-02-2014, 16:44
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Afternoon! How'd it go with your lecturer after?

Been a pretty crap day here! Everyone at work seems down today and that girl is avoiding me. Been busy designing posters and stuff so put my headphones on and listened to music to help drown the sour atmosphere out!
Afternoon! It went ok in the end, she didn't talk to me during or after the lecture and she replied to the email I sent her last night. I posted it above I'm now stronger than I was yesterday She wants me to send more work by tomorrow evening. I think I am her slave
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Old 03-02-2014, 16:47
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Are we going to get Britney puns all night, cnbc?

Afternoon! How'd it go with your lecturer after?

Been a pretty crap day here! Everyone at work seems down today and that girl is avoiding me. Been busy designing posters and stuff so put my headphones on and listened to music to help drown the sour atmosphere out!
This may sound harsh, but from what you've said previously about this woman she doesn't sound worthy of your time. I hope that you don't take offence to that. We're all here for you on this thread.

I'm listening to Laura Marling's second album at the moment. I could never tire of this lady's music. I'd love to see her live again when she's back in London.
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Old 03-02-2014, 16:48
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Are we going to get Britney puns all night, cnbc?
Only when I'm discussing that lecturer of mine and her antics
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Old 03-02-2014, 16:51
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Afternoon! It went ok in the end, she didn't talk to me during or after the lecture and she replied to the email I sent her last night. I posted it above I'm now stronger than I was yesterday She wants me to send more work by tomorrow evening. I think I am her slave
Work too hard and she'll be saying to you Gimme More.....work that is!
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Old 03-02-2014, 16:58
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Are we going to get Britney puns all night, cnbc?



This may sound harsh, but from what you've said previously about this woman she doesn't sound worthy of your time. I hope that you don't take offence to that. We're all here for you on this thread.

I'm listening to Laura Marling's second album at the moment. I could never tire of this lady's music. I'd love to see her live again when she's back in London.
Aww thanks Mimi. Don't worry I don't take offence, I appreciate all the advice you guys have given me.
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Old 03-02-2014, 17:03
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Aww thanks Mimi. Don't worry I don't take offence, I appreciate all the advice you guys have given me.
Ahh good to hear. Sometimes things can get lost in translation, so to speak, on the internet.
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Old 03-02-2014, 17:05
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Work too hard and she'll be saying to you Gimme More.....work that is!
That's basically what she's saying to me now I was just talking to one of the lads and it seems everyone is saying now that me and L.A. have to get together. I'll probably get summoned to her office and something might happen - or maybe not Even my own mother wants me to get on L.A.'s good side and according to one of the lads that means I've gotta have sex with her. No way! I'll eat live bees washed down with sulphuric acid before I have sex with that lecturer!
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Old 03-02-2014, 17:15
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Ahh good to hear. Sometimes things can get lost in translation, so to speak, on the internet.
I know., I'm not like that I value advice and opinions given to me by friends. I'm just a silly fool for letting things go this far.
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Old 03-02-2014, 17:17
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Anyone here watch the Super Bowl last night?
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Old 03-02-2014, 17:19
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Anyone here watch the Super Bowl last night?
Nope. I have no interest in sports at the best of times so I wouldn't have understood what was going on. Did you?

I did see a tiny bit of Bruno Mars' performance though (I saw a little bit of "Treasure" when I came downstairs at 1am)
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Old 03-02-2014, 17:22
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Nope. I have no interest in sports at the best of times so I wouldn't have understood what was going on. Did you?

I did see a tiny bit of Bruno Mars' performance though (I saw a little bit of "Treasure" when I came downstairs at 1am)
I watched the opening ceremony and the first half hour of the game and then I went to bed so I'd be able to face that lecturer of mine this morning Was Bruno Mars' performance any good?
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