Sounds like he's absolutely useless You should ask Parker if he thinks I'm going to fall in love with L.A. and if we're gonna have a good summer. It might be bacon sandwiches for him yet

Morning

I think it's best to think the opposite to whatever Parker tells you. It's the only way to save his bacon. His next prediction will be that the BBC will stop providing a news service knowing him. There are some days where he doesn't feel like making a prediction, so when asked a question he'll just stand there in silence and not give you an answer. Ignorant pig!

Morning!

Afternoon

Afternoon.

Afternoon! How be?

Hey, I'm getting really hyped for Lana's new album so hoping the May release is confirmed soon

Afternoon! What are you all up to?

Listening to Lana and just generally chilling you CNCB ?

I was out and I just got home. Just catching up on the Winter Olympics

Haha anything good happened I will never forget at Vancouver in 2010 when that bob sleigher hit the post and died .

The ski jump was on. Now they're showing the highlights. I nearly ended up watching Dancing on Ice but I decided to watch the Olympics instead. Much better

Evening

Evening HM!

How's you Cnbc ?

I'm ok, just going to make some tea soon before I go to bed. I've got a lecture with L.A. in the morning . I hope I can face her

Morning!

Morning

Morning!

Stuck in a lecture hall with L.A. for the next hour

L.A.'s been handing out sweets to students who answer her questions right. Does she think we're all primary school kids or something? Strange woman

Afternoon

Afternoon HM! Been having a crap day here and it's all L.A.'s fault

Oh no what has she been up to this time ?

She was in a fowl mood because students wouldn't answer her questions.then one of the lads answered a question and she gave him chocolate. Strange woman