Room audition
Before the performance there is a VT package of a male contestant speaking about their love for music and their struggles in life due to an issue.
Louis: Hello sir what is your name?
Contestant: My name is Dickson Small.
Gary: So Dickson I take it you like to sing?
Contestant: Yes, singing is my passion it is the one thing that is always there for me through hard times.
Sharon: Dickson tell us something about yourself which makes you stand out?
Contestant: Well all my life I have had had issues and been bullied. The reason I have been bullied is because..........*starts sobbing*............ my penis is so small.... *contestant starts crying*
Nicole: Oh baby. *walks up and gives contestant a hug*
The other judges look concerned and teary
Gary: What are you going to sing for us today?
Contestant: I am going to be singing All Small Thing's by Blink 182 but I am singing my own slowed down version of the song.
Gary: Okay best of luck.
Contestant delivers an emotion performance of All Small Thing's and gets rave reviews from the judges.
Louis: Dickson that was a great audition I believe we have found ourselves a pop star and you could have a great recording career ahead of you have the full package.
Sharon: That was very brave of you to tell us your story and sing your heart out like that well done darling that was fabulous.
Gary: What an emotional audition you came in here today and killed it best audition of the day by far
Nicole: Dickson baby that performance was just beautiful you are an inspiration too us ALL you may not have the full package down there sweetie but you have bigger BALLS than anyone I have ever met.
Gary: So we are going to vote starting with Nicole
Leona Lewis Foot Prints in the sand starts playing in the background
Nicole: Dickson my little sausage it's a BIG yes from me.
Sharon: It's a even bigger yes from me darling.
Gary: That was the perperformance of the season mate it's an almighty yes from me.
Louis: Dickson size doesn't matter it's is a huge yes from me.
*Footprint in the sand chorus*
I PROMISE YOU!!!!! I'M ALWAYS THERE!!!!!! ♩♪♫♬
Contestant: Thank you so much *sobbing*
Leaves room talks to Dermot.
Dermot: How do you feel mate you got four huge yeses
Contestant: This is the best day of my life I'm never going let anyone tell me that size matters ever again.
Arena audition
Dermot: Last act of the day is standout from the room auditions Dickson Small who wowed the judges with his inspirational story.
Now for Dickson's VT
Dickson: I was over the moon with how well my first audition went and I was so happy that the judges except me despite the size of my penis....... *starts crying*
Producer: Are you okay?
Dickson: Just after my first audition I thought I was finally starting to believe that size doesn't matter until my long time girlfriend of 11 months broke up with me. *Sobs* we were in bed we were about to have our first time together and she then seen that my penis is so small and walked out on me, I tried calling her I tried texting her but she never returned any of my calls or texts. Just last week I found out that seeing my small penis turned her gay and she is now seeing a girl named Dixie Enormous. Today I want to go out there and give it my all and show everyone in this big arena that size doesn't matter.
Dickson walks onto the stage
Nichole: Hey Dickson how is my little cocktail sausage?
Dickson: I'm good thank you.
Louis: Dickson remind us of your story. Tell this audience of 4,000 people about your small penis.
Dickson tell the audience about his story and there isn't a dry eye in the house.
Gary: Dickson what are you going to sing?
Dickson: I'm going to sing Little Thing's by One Direction.
Sharon: Best Of Luck Darling
Dickson's emotional performance of Little Thing's gets a standing ovation from all 4 judges and the audience. The instrumental version of your song by Elton John starts playing in the background.
Louis: Dickson that was a brilliant performance you are what the show is all about this show is going to change your life forever and you know what Dickson? YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG BARRY MANILOW!!!!
Gary: Dickson amazing! amazing! amazing! We haven't just found ourselves a pop star we have found ourselves an artists with the full package in terms of music...okay so you might have a small penis but this is a singing contest.
Sharon: Dickson that was fabulous darling, I was worried with how someone with such a small penis would cope performing in such a big arena you proved me wrong that was magnificent.
Nicole: Dickson my little Inch High, Private Eye don't make me cry! don't make me cry! You inspire everyone that performance was sharmazing.
Gary: Lets vote. Dickson the man with a small package and a big dream it's a yes from me.
Nicole: It's not just a yes it's a Shar-yes baby
Sharon: It's a yes from me my darling
Louis: Dickson Small........you have 4 big yeses.
The chorus of Your Song starts playing.
AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY THIS IS YOUR SONG!!!!!!
The judges are talking about Dickson after he has walked off stage.
Louis: Small penis or not he's male so I'd tap that any day.
Sharon: Louis leave the poor boy alone you PAEDOPHILE!!!!!
Dickson backstage
Dermot: Well done you how do you feel?
Dickson This is the best day of me life.
Dermot: Going forward what do you want out of the competition.
Dickson: I want to enlarge my package so I can get a big bulge like you Dermot
After an intense Bootcamp, an emotional Judges Houses and 10 weeks of live shows Dickson Small emerged as the X Factor winner. Small was always a viewer favorite from the word go he is the first act to be the bookies favorite from the beginning to ever win the show. His odds of going home each week were even smaller than his penis. Small may have been a favorite of the public and the judges although he had a hard time in the X Factor house from fellow contestant Famera Toster who bullied Small on several occasions making jokes about the size of his penis and getting violent and threatening him and making threats such as "Kiss my socks or I will beat you up". Small has no hard felling towards Famera and wishes her the best of luck in the future.
I can exclusively revealed Small won every week of the public vote in the live shows by 69% each week.
Before the performance there is a VT package of a male contestant speaking about their love for music and their struggles in life due to an issue.
Louis: Hello sir what is your name?
Contestant: My name is Dickson Small.
Gary: So Dickson I take it you like to sing?
Contestant: Yes, singing is my passion it is the one thing that is always there for me through hard times.
Sharon: Dickson tell us something about yourself which makes you stand out?
Contestant: Well all my life I have had had issues and been bullied. The reason I have been bullied is because..........*starts sobbing*............ my penis is so small.... *contestant starts crying*
Nicole: Oh baby. *walks up and gives contestant a hug*
The other judges look concerned and teary
Gary: What are you going to sing for us today?
Contestant: I am going to be singing All Small Thing's by Blink 182 but I am singing my own slowed down version of the song.
Gary: Okay best of luck.
Contestant delivers an emotion performance of All Small Thing's and gets rave reviews from the judges.
Louis: Dickson that was a great audition I believe we have found ourselves a pop star and you could have a great recording career ahead of you have the full package.
Sharon: That was very brave of you to tell us your story and sing your heart out like that well done darling that was fabulous.
Gary: What an emotional audition you came in here today and killed it best audition of the day by far
Nicole: Dickson baby that performance was just beautiful you are an inspiration too us ALL you may not have the full package down there sweetie but you have bigger BALLS than anyone I have ever met.
Gary: So we are going to vote starting with Nicole
Leona Lewis Foot Prints in the sand starts playing in the background
Nicole: Dickson my little sausage it's a BIG yes from me.
Sharon: It's a even bigger yes from me darling.
Gary: That was the perperformance of the season mate it's an almighty yes from me.
Louis: Dickson size doesn't matter it's is a huge yes from me.
*Footprint in the sand chorus*
I PROMISE YOU!!!!! I'M ALWAYS THERE!!!!!! ♩♪♫♬
Contestant: Thank you so much *sobbing*
Leaves room talks to Dermot.
Dermot: How do you feel mate you got four huge yeses
Contestant: This is the best day of my life I'm never going let anyone tell me that size matters ever again.
Arena audition
Dermot: Last act of the day is standout from the room auditions Dickson Small who wowed the judges with his inspirational story.
Now for Dickson's VT
Dickson: I was over the moon with how well my first audition went and I was so happy that the judges except me despite the size of my penis....... *starts crying*
Producer: Are you okay?
Dickson: Just after my first audition I thought I was finally starting to believe that size doesn't matter until my long time girlfriend of 11 months broke up with me. *Sobs* we were in bed we were about to have our first time together and she then seen that my penis is so small and walked out on me, I tried calling her I tried texting her but she never returned any of my calls or texts. Just last week I found out that seeing my small penis turned her gay and she is now seeing a girl named Dixie Enormous. Today I want to go out there and give it my all and show everyone in this big arena that size doesn't matter.
Dickson walks onto the stage
Nichole: Hey Dickson how is my little cocktail sausage?
Dickson: I'm good thank you.
Louis: Dickson remind us of your story. Tell this audience of 4,000 people about your small penis.
Dickson tell the audience about his story and there isn't a dry eye in the house.
Gary: Dickson what are you going to sing?
Dickson: I'm going to sing Little Thing's by One Direction.
Sharon: Best Of Luck Darling
Dickson's emotional performance of Little Thing's gets a standing ovation from all 4 judges and the audience. The instrumental version of your song by Elton John starts playing in the background.
Louis: Dickson that was a brilliant performance you are what the show is all about this show is going to change your life forever and you know what Dickson? YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG BARRY MANILOW!!!!
Gary: Dickson amazing! amazing! amazing! We haven't just found ourselves a pop star we have found ourselves an artists with the full package in terms of music...okay so you might have a small penis but this is a singing contest.
Sharon: Dickson that was fabulous darling, I was worried with how someone with such a small penis would cope performing in such a big arena you proved me wrong that was magnificent.
Nicole: Dickson my little Inch High, Private Eye don't make me cry! don't make me cry! You inspire everyone that performance was sharmazing.
Gary: Lets vote. Dickson the man with a small package and a big dream it's a yes from me.
Nicole: It's not just a yes it's a Shar-yes baby
Sharon: It's a yes from me my darling
Louis: Dickson Small........you have 4 big yeses.
The chorus of Your Song starts playing.
AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY THIS IS YOUR SONG!!!!!!
The judges are talking about Dickson after he has walked off stage.
Louis: Small penis or not he's male so I'd tap that any day.
Sharon: Louis leave the poor boy alone you PAEDOPHILE!!!!!
Dickson backstage
Dermot: Well done you how do you feel?
Dickson This is the best day of me life.
Dermot: Going forward what do you want out of the competition.
Dickson: I want to enlarge my package so I can get a big bulge like you Dermot
After an intense Bootcamp, an emotional Judges Houses and 10 weeks of live shows Dickson Small emerged as the X Factor winner. Small was always a viewer favorite from the word go he is the first act to be the bookies favorite from the beginning to ever win the show. His odds of going home each week were even smaller than his penis. Small may have been a favorite of the public and the judges although he had a hard time in the X Factor house from fellow contestant Famera Toster who bullied Small on several occasions making jokes about the size of his penis and getting violent and threatening him and making threats such as "Kiss my socks or I will beat you up". Small has no hard felling towards Famera and wishes her the best of luck in the future.
I can exclusively revealed Small won every week of the public vote in the live shows by 69% each week.
