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Old 18-11-2013, 14:21
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.... bit of attempted tongue in cheek humour. to offset the really heavy stuff as Day of the Doctor approaches ......

.... so what do YOU think these might be ? ..........

i think dr no. 1 left Gallifrey cos his long hair kept getting tangled up in those "toilet seat" things time lords have to wear on their shoulders for ceremonial occasions .........
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Old 18-11-2013, 14:53
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.... dr no 3's Venusian Karate was taught to him as a joke. It is entirely useless for serious self defence .....
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Old 18-11-2013, 14:55
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k9 was never house trained .........used to leave oil puddles and ball bearings around the tardis ....... the doctor's companion had to clean up with brush and shovel ......
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Old 18-11-2013, 14:59
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.... we all know a tardis works via a black hole powering drive engines (from nu who). the so called "time rotor" on console is just go faster stripes to impress people. in fact dr no 4 got rid of it for a while .......
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Old 18-11-2013, 15:03
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dr no 4 regenerated but not completely and he kept the curly hair from no 3. which he hated. unfortunately there is no hair straightener for time lords ........

..... the curly hair reappeared on dr no 6 and made him very short tempered ......
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Old 18-11-2013, 15:31
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time lords do not use water closets. tardis visitors requesting "the bathroom" are shown a hole in the console room floor .....
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Old 19-11-2013, 07:33
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this thread wasnt popular. so i wont mention that time lords have 2 livers and can drink humans under the table ......
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Old 19-11-2013, 07:37
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daleks are male and female. to reproduce the male sticks his gun thing into the female's sink plunger thing. when the baby dalek is born it live inside the same metal case as mum until a new case is available ........ sorta kangeroowise .....
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Old 19-11-2013, 09:01
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Cyberwomen are identical to cybermen. Except, they have a pink bow on the handle of there headphones....
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Old 19-11-2013, 09:05
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Some point in the far future a delegation of layers representing bassets travelled into space to serve papers to the kandyman....... They were never seen again.
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Old 19-11-2013, 09:53
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There used to be an Australian programme about a marsupial physician that travelled around the wilderness helping animals. It was called Doctor Roo...
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Old 20-11-2013, 05:00
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the first tardises could be dimensionally unstable (see The War Games). pioneer pilots risked being either crushed to death as internal dimensions shrank to zero, or being unable to reach the outer door as they increased to infinity .....
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Old 23-11-2013, 13:39
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the bed tray of the doctor.

the doctor has got dalek flu ! but he is sitting up in bed eating a "full galliferyan" breakfast ......

watching old episodes of dynnasty on betamax tapes (how cool is that?!). in any case type 40 tardises did not have vhs. and alexis is obviously a non humanoid lifeform ...... with those huge shoulders .......

he is designing an antigrav bowtie (techy stuff). to replace the timelord jetpack (very old tech) which he hasnt usedfor 600 years. been a few close shaves recently and one day soon the sonic screwdriver will not be enough ......
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