(and maybe some of you are), would going on Strictly appeal?

I think most reality TV e.g. IAC and BB, would be hell but I'd love a go.

It seems great fun and you don't have to be any good. I'd love to have that concentrated teaching and fitted out in sequins etc. Different genre each week. The health benefits would be another plus.

I'd just steer clear of here and the tabloids.

Its the only reason i would want to be famous. The thought of it otherwise makes me shudder lol

Figure my only option for been famous is becoming a serial killer, I don't like blood , but if I did I'd kill to get on strictly

I suppose you have to be a bit famous to get in (or a professional dancer )

It appears to me as more just for fun than kickstarting careers, which I associate IAC and CBB. Has anyone successfully given their career a major boost on Strictly?



I can imagine how you would be introduced and the banter with Brucie.

if I were famous it would be THE only show I would want to go on!

I would like to be partnered with Darren Bennett or Matthew Cutler or Brendan Cole please

What do you mean were?! I AM famous!

Where's my SCD invitation?

I'd do Strictly if I was a celeb.

Trouble is I'd be a ringy, ringy ole RINGAH.

Even though I'm long in the tooth.

Neither of those matters.

Especially if you are paired with Artem.

But if you are paired with either Brendan or James, then you might as well jump down from a tall building before the launch show...

Couldn't cope with that, nor could my body - I'd be rowing with him from day one

I'd do it in a heartbeat (as long as my primary job allowed me enough time) but I'd be one of those contestants accused of having an unfair advantage because I've attended a few Salsa and Jive classes; the fact that those classes have had little effect on improving my ability would -no doubt- be ignored by the conspiracy theorists and have me damned from the outset...

Ok so I guess a few of us are imaging ourselves been twirled round the floor whilst twinkling all over the place. I'm happy to admit to being a wannabe twinkly twirler


Check out my brackets - I did allow for there being a celeb or two in our midst

Joshing.

^^^ Totally agree with this.

(anyway, I'd be the fat old bint voted out week 1 )

God yes in a heartbeat. Would like Vincent as a partner ideally. The attraction is all the one to one training. The snag is I don't like being watched when I am dancing. If I get the sense that someone is watching or say the dance floor is empty with people sitting around the edge I get very self conscious. I love to dance but am not one of life's performers.

If you were an amusing fat old bint you would probably last a few weeks

Yep, the only things that would tempt me to want to be famous are stuff like Strictly & the opportunity to appear on panel shows like QI & Have I Got News For You.

I'd love to do it. I don't think my weak ankles would hold up to dancing in those lethally high heels that they all seem to wear though. I'd be staggering around like I'd raided the green room mini bar!

Not happening

Can I just dance privately with Ben several times through his Rumba, Paso and American Smooth until I'm tired? (He never tires. )

Snag with Ben is that you will have to do all the dancing.. He's good for the lifting though. You could probably get much the same result if you nip down to your local fire station and ask nicely.

Strictly Confidential Come Dancing?

Definitely!! Was given dance lessons as a present a few years back and fortunately continued it.

As long as my partner would be Erin, Katya or Karen (Hardy)

Strictly Private Confidential Discreet Secluded Clandestine Exclusive Come Dancing!

... until He screams "I'm not a celebrity but get me out of here anyway!"

If I was famous,would it appeal?

Depends on what I was famous for.