Wow, if you morph the Strictly ladies into one you get Daily Mail columnist Amanda Platell.
Which is a bit unfortunate, since it's a combination of:
1) A black woman.
2) A working class Scouser.
3) A woman who made that bloody new fangled "poppy music" racket for young people, I dunno, back in my day you could hear the words and there was a proper tune, not like this hippity bippity rubbish they like now. It's just bloody swearing along to a drum beat, I reckon.
4) Bloody Susanna bloody Reid, arch-nemesis of the Daily Mail, with her bloody cleavage and her bloody insouciance and her refusal to know her ruddy place.
Really, it'd rend itself to flinders in a xenophobic frenzy as soon as it left the cloning vat. Probably screaming "HOUSE PRICEEEEESSSS!" with it's last breath.