If all these RTV people who hail from Essex are as completely brain dead as they appear shouldn't there be some sort of enquiry into the education system in the county?

Most of the TOWIE lot enjoyed a very good education. Intelligence and common sense aren't always the same thing.

It's their struggle with simple English that underwhelms me. Is that taught in Essex?

It's just as well we have Steve Davies on to counteract the whole of Essex coming under fire. He's the opposite of Joey.

Maybe the title should be 'Educating Joey' or 'Educating Towie members'

Yes and I apologise for throwing the whole of one county into the same mire as that lot. Is being totally ignorant a prerequisite to appearing in TOWIE, is what I should have said.

Haha...Don't worry, I knew what you meant