Everything about this guy irritates the hell out of me! ...and thats even before he opens his mouth.
Am I the only one who thinks Joey Essex is a complete tool?
To compare him to a tool is to overestimate his usefulness.
He is in fact a total waste of space. Vacuous, thick and from somewhere called Essexshire.
Awful person.
He is in fact a total waste of space. Vacuous, thick and from somewhere called Essexshire.
Awful person.
What would make you think you're the only one...? Given the ambundance of anti-Joey comments and threads littering the forum.
I watched last nights ep on plus one as An Adventure In Space and Time was quality and I was only going to be missing that utter chump anyway.
Originally Posted by misslibertine:
“What would make you think you're the only one...? Given the ambundance of anti-Joey comments and threads littering the forum.”
“What would make you think you're the only one...? Given the ambundance of anti-Joey comments and threads littering the forum.”
Exactly!
On the first show he didn't seem that bad.
Then he couldn't tell the time.
Was never taught how to blow his nose.
By the end of the series he will have become a fully fledged toddler and will be running around in diapers.
Then he couldn't tell the time.
Was never taught how to blow his nose.
By the end of the series he will have become a fully fledged toddler and will be running around in diapers.
I wouldn't say I dislike him, but him having his cock amputated then grafted onto his forehead without anaesthetic would give me great satisfaction 
Originally Posted by scatcatcathy:
“I watched last nights ep on plus one as An Adventure In Space and Time was quality and I was only going to be missing that utter chump anyway.”
“I watched last nights ep on plus one as An Adventure In Space and Time was quality and I was only going to be missing that utter chump anyway.
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Yeah! So did I!
Great wasn't it?
Caught up with it afterwards, and yes ... he is still a tool ... and the media still think (incorrectly) that Lucy is some kind of bitchy female bond villain and Joey is some kind of moronic super-hero.
