Re "I went to the shops ..." my Mum always used to say "I went up West, and bought a vest ......", and I always said "a liberty bodice"!!!! Does anyone else remember those? Rubber buttons, and I'm sure I kept it on from one (weekly) bath to the next.
I was very disappointed with the dancing tonight, such a difference from Blackpool. I'm also half-watching X Factor, and I've heard better from my dog!
I've finished the chocolate and the consolation prize of a magnum of champagne, and would really like sausages, onions, mash and gravy please. Can anyone rustle that up please? Many thanks.