The show is in great need of some oomph. Who better to provide it than the greatest light entertainment legends alive today.

In the current economic climate, could ITV afford them?

I accept that the budget would not extend to Kenny Lynch, but I wonder if The Krankies might just be affordable. It would be a magnificent coup.

Are they all still alive or have we gone into a parallel universe here?

Some people can be so cruel. We are talking TV royalty here.

Yep, why not? We need some good round swinging family entertainment

Who are the Krankies and Kenny Lunch?