Originally Posted by Oicho Throw:
“I think a Strictly consisting of Jackie Bird, Tony Roper, that one Gaelic newsreader lady with a wonky eye, Dougie Donnelly, Chick Young & The Krankies would be pretty great.
Music by The Singing Kettle, and Salsa, Argentine Tango and Foxtrot being replaced by Gay Gordons, Dashing White Sergeant and The Slosh.
"Ken whit, it was a braw wee Rumba, guid shapin' and aw that pish, but fir me it didnae hae enough raunch, ken? Ah like a rumba where it seems like you're gonnae gee that wee hairy a seein'-tae, ken?"
"AWA' AND SHITE YA DAFTY, THAT RUMBA WAS RIGHT PASSIONATE, SO IT WAS. MOAN YA BAWBAG, SQUARE GO RIGHT NOO"”
Brilliant.
Originally Posted by Englishspinner:
“The Proclaimers dancing a tango to the Hairy Bikers' theme?”
Perfect
Originally Posted by davegold:
“They could have there own version of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here" following all the top rate tax payers leaving the country.”
Oo,political satire as well
Seriously though,most of what I watch on British TV are U.S. imports anyway.