Visualise the 'birdie' song being performed as a routine performed by each of the contestants and their professionals for SCD.
Craig will call everyone 'darling' and Sophie not being 'raunchy' can be expected.


What would be a typical judges reaction?

I am visualising a sky lark as we speak, hovering in full song over the Strictly Come Dancing dance floor.

What a strange thread! I can't visualise the birdy song unless it's at a drunken disco or Christmas party. Sorry.

The birdie dance is an 'ard dance for a tall/short/male/female/big/thin/alive/dead dancer sach as yersel' and oi 'ave to say, you rose to the occasion. Sure there were a capple of mistakes 'ere and there, and oi'd loiked t'ave seen a bit more staccatah on yer 'wiggle-de-bahms', baht ya came aht here, ya gave it a lot of welleh and gurtcha and oi'll tell you wot...best dahnce ta DATE, moi sahn/gel!

I would expect the routine to be performed to "Memory" from Cats the musical, nothing less.