DOPEY Jade Goody tries her best to act posh — by buying a £75,000 Porsche. But in typical fashion, she seemed confused by the 170mph convertible.

It took the 23-year-old Big Brother 3 star five minutes to open the petrol cap on her 911 Carrera 4.


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More money than sense. And with so much moolah to spend, pulling would be no problem for even her!

Good for Jade. Nearly three years after BB3 she's still getting noticed and her star is still shining brightly . .
She'll get an OBE for services to the tabloid media soon

With the way these things are awarded, and with an effort to woo the chav-factor in the electorate, probably!

Most certainly. It's about time 'chavs' had some positive press.They are the backbone of this country and their buying power keeps millions in employment and ensures a sound economical base. They also provided a valuable emotional pressure valve for the middle classes.
It's about time 'the common people' got the recognition for the valuable contribution they make to the economy.

Nice car, i'm jealous.

LOL!



I wouldn't be surprised! I wonder what odds you could get for this to happen!!!

"Ryan Amoo, 21, stayed in the passenger seat" - not one for manners/courtesy then .....

Not necessarily. Probably doing as told/commanded by Jade Goody - you know, the one with the no-nosense right and left hooks, that beat the bejesus out of former pro footballer Jeff that the police had to be called in before he could be allowed back into the house to eat his sandwich for the night.

Scumbags owning such prestigious automobiles makes one weep.. Why couldn't she just go out and get herself a shiny new beamer like all the other nouveau riche..?

Chavs with money are the funniest kind. Anyone been to Theydon Bois before? Its Chav Mecca.

stop being jealous....Emma & Jade were havin a laugh at everyone yesterday...they were drivin in a porsch and the haters were BOO ING...just coz you will never own one ha ha ha

a photo in the paper shows that Jade's already managed to put a massive dent in her new car. I bet that was done just driving out of her drive so god knows what damage she'll do on the main road!

Was The Gross One ever a "celebrity" learner driver ?

Yeah she was on with Paul O'Grady, Gareth Gates, Natalie Cassidy, Nadia Swahala can't remember who else. It was for Red Nose Day a few years ago.

Right ..... thanks .....

I remembered Paul and Nadia (who was pregnant at the time, I think) but I probably switched of when The Pig appeared - I still had a vague recollection (bad taste ) tho .....

Was she a crap driver then ?

The evidence suggests yes.

Very She failed her theory 3 times I think Also failed her actual test on the show. Can't remember how many times she has sat her test.
Actually if I remember correctly, she took a wing mirror off of another car during her driving test. .......... As you do of course

Hehehehehe .....

from what people have said you have to be retarded to fail your theory test,you are virtually spoon fed the answers!

Well ..... peacocks have a thousand eyes, you know .....

Apparently the Gross One was horrified to find Worm Salad on the menu in "Hell's Kitchen" - it was Warm .....

Just been reading an old review of CDS - apparently Paul thought The Pig had "one chromosome missing" .....

Only one?

Well my daughter is auditioning despite my good advice and also pointing her to this very good site for good sound advice not to do it.

But I told her if she wants to make a few million she should discard or disguise all former education in the former English language and start making up her own as she goes....grab the first PJ look-a-like and sh*g him to death in front of the nation..........bully to death the first really good looking, quiet chic on the show.............make a really good strong ally and then call her a liar.......accuse all of them of turning against her.................and finally get to see a shrink to turn her into a nice plausible, apologetic person.....then get the production of Endemol on your side to see a way of trying to make a winner out of you...if not now, then in future productions...also get Heat interested, especially when your willing to sell body, soul and the minor mind that you have.....and finally meet an equally horrible ambitious partner with the same goals and make sure he's got a hand in the production.........and finally............totallly manipulate a RTV show together.

That's what gets you your couple of million.

I hope that puts her off.

Not likely .....

hmm... I think you give Jade too much credit.... Most of her 'fame' has been achieved with the help of others....despite Goodys best efforts

Suprised she lives in Church Langley in Harlow then (makes note to avoid that part of town if she is driving around it in a Porche) mind you its where the chavs who cant afford Theydon Bois live nowadays its only a couple of miles away after all