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My pet Lion has defecated my carpet
As much as I love my Simba, he has left a huge stain on the carpet. I tried pouring red wine over it and bleach but it has got worse.
How can I remove the stain and train my lion to use the toilet?
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As much as I love my Simba, he has left a huge stain on the carpet. I tried pouring red wine over it and bleach but it has got worse.
How can I remove the stain and train my lion to use the toilet? ![]() |
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Drink the wine and the stain won't bother you so much.
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Move the toilet to the spot where he did it as they always do it in the same place.
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If your lion has truly 'defecated a carpet', might I ask if you are feeding it regular foods? If so, why is it eating carpets? Didn't you notice your carpet was missing?
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If your lion has truly 'defecated a carpet', might I ask if you are feeding it regular foods? If so, why is it eating carpets? Didn't you notice your carpet was missing?
He much prefer Zebra's. Zebra's aren't around here. I find it fustrating that he poohs every where. I just don't know what to do. |
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Well, look on the bright side - I bet you don't get deer eating your trees in your garden.
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Perhaps it's the weather they are not known for a love of British winters so you may need a kitty litter box, a very big kitty litter box
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Are you sure a lion is the right pet for you OP. You don't seem to be coping very well. Maybe you should take it back to the shop and swap it for a budgie.
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I don't believe this story at all.
I think the OP's lion. |
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I don't believe this story at all.
I think the OP's lion. |
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Perhaps it's the weather they are not known for a love of British winters so you may need a kitty litter box, a very big kitty litter box
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throw him off the cliff
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Where do I get massive kitty litter boxes.
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I don't believe this story at all.
I think the OP's lion. |
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I think the OP is a wannabe WUM! :yawn:
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feed him a lion bar
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My pet Lion has defecated my carpet - your mistake was letting him eat your carpet in the first place.
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Yes I was thinking on getting one as the deer eat all my plants and I heard they're good for that. What are they like?
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All the lions round our way seem to cr@p in my garden all the time. Except when the tigers chase them out.
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