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Old 06-12-2013, 20:54
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As much as I love my Simba, he has left a huge stain on the carpet. I tried pouring red wine over it and bleach but it has got worse.
How can I remove the stain and train my lion to use the toilet?
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Old 07-12-2013, 12:40
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As much as I love my Simba, he has left a huge stain on the carpet. I tried pouring red wine over it and bleach but it has got worse.
How can I remove the stain and train my lion to use the toilet?
Rub his nose in it.
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Old 07-12-2013, 13:23
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Drink the wine and the stain won't bother you so much.
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Old 07-12-2013, 13:23
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Move the toilet to the spot where he did it as they always do it in the same place.
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Old 07-12-2013, 22:39
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If your lion has truly 'defecated a carpet', might I ask if you are feeding it regular foods? If so, why is it eating carpets? Didn't you notice your carpet was missing?
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:01
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If your lion has truly 'defecated a carpet', might I ask if you are feeding it regular foods? If so, why is it eating carpets? Didn't you notice your carpet was missing?
I am feeding it some nice roast chicken, a bit of turkey on the side.
He much prefer Zebra's. Zebra's aren't around here.

I find it fustrating that he poohs every where. I just don't know what to do.
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Old 08-12-2013, 13:53
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Well, look on the bright side - I bet you don't get deer eating your trees in your garden.
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Old 08-12-2013, 15:17
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Perhaps it's the weather they are not known for a love of British winters so you may need a kitty litter box, a very big kitty litter box
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Old 08-12-2013, 15:28
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Are you sure a lion is the right pet for you OP. You don't seem to be coping very well. Maybe you should take it back to the shop and swap it for a budgie.
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Old 08-12-2013, 15:33
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I don't believe this story at all.

I think the OP's lion.
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Old 08-12-2013, 15:45
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I don't believe this story at all.

I think the OP's lion.
Yes, he is a lion bustard
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Old 08-12-2013, 21:59
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Perhaps it's the weather they are not known for a love of British winters so you may need a kitty litter box, a very big kitty litter box
Where do I get massive kitty litter boxes.
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Old 08-12-2013, 23:04
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throw him off the cliff
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Old 09-12-2013, 07:32
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Where do I get massive kitty litter boxes.
From the massive kitty litter box shop, should be an outlet near where you bought your lion.
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Old 09-12-2013, 21:36
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I don't believe this story at all.

I think the OP's lion.
I think the OP is a wannabe WUM! :yawn:
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Old 09-12-2013, 22:03
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I think the OP is a wannabe WUM! :yawn:
Ya think?
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Old 09-12-2013, 22:10
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Yip.
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Old 11-12-2013, 16:33
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Yes, he is a lion bustard
feed him a lion bar
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Old 11-12-2013, 16:36
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I doubt that will help with the staining, have you seen the stains from a lion that has eaten chocolate
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Old 11-12-2013, 16:44
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My pet Lion has defecated my carpet - your mistake was letting him eat your carpet in the first place.
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Old 11-12-2013, 17:00
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Yes I was thinking on getting one as the deer eat all my plants and I heard they're good for that. What are they like?
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Old 12-12-2013, 15:16
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All the lions round our way seem to cr@p in my garden all the time. Except when the tigers chase them out.
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