My pet Lion has defecated my carpet

Lil_M

06-12-2013

As much as I love my Simba, he has left a huge stain on the carpet. I tried pouring red wine over it and bleach but it has got worse.
How can I remove the stain and train my lion to use the toilet?

burton07

07-12-2013

Originally Posted by Lil_M:
“As much as I love my Simba, he has left a huge stain on the carpet. I tried pouring red wine over it and bleach but it has got worse.
How can I remove the stain and train my lion to use the toilet?”

Rub his nose in it.

molliepops

07-12-2013

Drink the wine and the stain won't bother you so much.

robbra

07-12-2013

Move the toilet to the spot where he did it as they always do it in the same place.

mrsgrumpy49

07-12-2013

If your lion has truly 'defecated a carpet', might I ask if you are feeding it regular foods? If so, why is it eating carpets? Didn't you notice your carpet was missing?

Lil_M

08-12-2013

Originally Posted by mrsgrumpy49:
“If your lion has truly 'defecated a carpet', might I ask if you are feeding it regular foods? If so, why is it eating carpets? Didn't you notice your carpet was missing?”

I am feeding it some nice roast chicken, a bit of turkey on the side.
He much prefer Zebra's. Zebra's aren't around here.

I find it fustrating that he poohs every where. I just don't know what to do.

burton07

08-12-2013

Well, look on the bright side - I bet you don't get deer eating your trees in your garden.

molliepops

08-12-2013

Perhaps it's the weather they are not known for a love of British winters so you may need a kitty litter box, a very big kitty litter box

burton07

08-12-2013

Are you sure a lion is the right pet for you OP. You don't seem to be coping very well. Maybe you should take it back to the shop and swap it for a budgie.

Fizzbin

08-12-2013

I don't believe this story at all.

I think the OP's lion.

burton07

08-12-2013

Originally Posted by Fizzbin:
“I don't believe this story at all.

I think the OP's lion.”

Yes, he is a lion bustard

Lil_M

08-12-2013

Originally Posted by molliepops:
“Perhaps it's the weather they are not known for a love of British winters so you may need a kitty litter box, a very big kitty litter box ”

Where do I get massive kitty litter boxes.

hunter23

08-12-2013

throw him off the cliff

molliepops

09-12-2013

Originally Posted by Lil_M:
“Where do I get massive kitty litter boxes.”

From the massive kitty litter box shop, should be an outlet near where you bought your lion.

xp95

09-12-2013

Originally Posted by Fizzbin:
“I don't believe this story at all.

I think the OP's lion.”

I think the OP is a wannabe WUM! :yawn:

burton07

09-12-2013

Originally Posted by xp95:
“I think the OP is a wannabe WUM! :yawn:”

Ya think?

xp95

09-12-2013

Originally Posted by burton07:
“Ya think?”

Yip.

mackembloke72

11-12-2013

Originally Posted by burton07:
“Yes, he is a lion bustard”

feed him a lion bar

molliepops

11-12-2013

Originally Posted by mackembloke72:
“feed him a lion bar ”

I doubt that will help with the staining, have you seen the stains from a lion that has eaten chocolate

flagpole

11-12-2013

My pet Lion has defecated my carpet - your mistake was letting him eat your carpet in the first place.

Voynich

11-12-2013

Yes I was thinking on getting one as the deer eat all my plants and I heard they're good for that. What are they like?

HarrisonMarks

12-12-2013

All the lions round our way seem to cr@p in my garden all the time. Except when the tigers chase them out.