I have a tale to tell about cats and Christmas trees, but if you are squeamish, please don't read this.
Firstly, we live in an old farm cottage in the country. Nearest neighbours is the farmhouse, approx. 500m away.
This means that our two (Pepper, black and white female, 5 y/o and Gizmo, ginger male 4 y/o) have quite a big area to patrol and catch things in.
We are surrounded by nature - As well as the cows and sheep in the fields there are 000's of spiders, beavers, deer, stoats, red squirrels, and loads of different kinds of birds including woodpeckers and heron.
Several times a week, in the morning there will be grass/vegetation and entrails of mice or voles on the livingroom floor in the morning. Thankfully, very few birds have ever been caught, and the local red squirrel population can run up trees faster than both of them!
Occasionally there will be a bit of a "hum" in the living room.
This usually indicates the presence of something dead under the TV/hi-fi unit, or under the sofa, or sometimes behind the armchair in the corner.
Last week, there was a bit of "hum" in the room. I had a quick look in the usual places but found nothing. On Thursday morning, the hum had got a lot worse - really minging. I hadn't thought to look under the Xmas tree before, but did this time.
What I saw caused me to recoil in horror and almost puke.
A bloody massive dead rat sitting in a puddle of it's own blood, piss and sh!t.
Rubber gloves, face mask, old newspapers and disinfectant is not what you really want 1st thing in the morning.
Thankfully we have wooden floors 'coz if it was a carpet, the only solution would have been to cut out a circle with a Stanley knife!
There must have been a real team effort to get the dead rat through two cat flaps and into the living room.
As I was clearing up the mess, the two of them were sitting on the windowsill as interested spectators.
Ah, the joys of country living!