1. Who do I have to bribe to lose Bruce's batteries permanently?
2. Natalie, Artem, that was fantastic...artistic...cutting edge...however, now that you've managed to learn to waft, can we have some dance?
3. I think Greg the floor manager needs to look to his job, as he obviously gave Craig and Len the wrong scripts this week.
4. Ashley mate, just jack it in. You could dance all ten dances at once whilst juggling three mince pies and whistling La Marseilles, and you would still get 35.
5. Susanna, you DID dance all ten dances at once whilst juggling three mince pies and whistling La Marseilles (or so it seemed) and it was crap.
6.(OOps!) Producers, time to give the tone deaf whippet who chose the music a long term holiday and let the pros choose their own music again. At least some of them might get it right.
7. (OOps again!) Producers, don't ever ever ever bring the swingalongadingdong back again.