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Old 08-12-2013, 12:28
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A Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide.

The Judges are biased towards Patrick because he is a BBC employee and ticks diversity boxes.

The Judges are biased towards Abbey because she is a teachers pet and is doing the tour.

The Judges are biased towards Natalie because she is a DIRTY RINGAH and is a teachers pet and is doing the tour and ticks diversity boxes.

The Judges are biased towards Susanna because she is a BBC employee and is doing the tour and because the Cliftons are a race of shapeshifting Illuminati space-lizards come to enslave humanity with their overdancing powers.

The judges were biased towards Deborah because she is a BBC employee and is doing the tour and she ticks diversity boxes (via Robin being a great big Muscle Mary)

The judges were biased towards Ben because he was a SPORTSMAN and got his man-boobs out to hypnotise the fruity judges and is doing the tour.

The judges were biased towards Mark in a heinous secret plot to use him as a cat's paw to get rid of Ben and he is a BBC employee and he is doing the tour and he ticks diversity boxes (fatty edition).

The judges are biased towards Sophie but not in a NORMAL way, in a super-sekrit way where they give her the best journey via a complex system of undermarking and comedy VTs as plotted out on a giant storyboard before the series by Evil Moira Ross.

The judges were biased towards Vanessa because she is a BBC employee and also I refuse to believe that James was given someone who wasn't at the very least a secret DIRTY RINGAH, I JUST REFUSE.

The judges were biased towards Julian because he is an It Takes Two employee and to tick diversity boxes (screaming like a ****** edition).

The judges were biased towards Fiona because they have to periodically pretend that Anton's been given someone good so the BBC doesn't get engulfed in flames from a hoard of marauding blue-rinse old-dears who think Anton is rather dishy and don't care for all these Eastern European GANGSTER types coming and engulfing the show when they're sure there's versions of Strictly in their own country, wherever that is, Bongo Bongo Land, they could be doing something something benefits something.

The judges were biased towards Rachel because...oh alright I can't think of anything.

Nobody is biased towards Ashley because he's in Hollyoaks LOL WHAT A LOSER.
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:29
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Cheers for that Monkseal, will cut and keep it next to the PC for further reference during the semi-final
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:30
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haha love it especially the description of the Cliftons which Keith (the Dad) would love !!
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:31
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A Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide.

The Judges are biased towards Patrick because he is a BBC employee and ticks diversity boxes.

The Judges are biased towards Abbey because she is a teachers pet and is doing the tour.

The Judges are biased towards Natalie because she is a DIRTY RINGAH and is a teachers pet and is doing the tour and ticks diversity boxes.

The Judges are biased towards Susanna because she is a BBC employee and is doing the tour and because the Cliftons are a race of shapeshifting Illuminati space-lizards come to enslave humanity with their overdancing powers.

The judges were biased towards Deborah because she is a BBC employee and is doing the tour and she ticks diversity boxes (via Robin being a great big Muscle Mary)

The judges were biased towards Ben because he was a SPORTSMAN and got his man-boobs out to hypnotise the fruity judges and is doing the tour.

The judges were biased towards Mark in a heinous secret plot to use him as a cat's paw to get rid of Ben and he is a BBC employee and he is doing the tour and he ticks diversity boxes (fatty edition).

The judges are biased towards Sophie but not in a NORMAL way, in a super-sekrit way where they give her the best journey via a complex system of undermarking and comedy VTs as plotted out on a giant storyboard before the series by Evil Moira Ross.

The judges were biased towards Vanessa because she is a BBC employee and also I refuse to believe that James was given someone who wasn't at the very least a secret DIRTY RINGAH, I JUST REFUSE.

The judges were biased towards Julian because he is an It Takes Two employee and to tick diversity boxes (screaming like a ****** edition).

The judges were biased towards Fiona because they have periodically pretend that Anton's been given someone good so the BBC doesn't get engulfed in flames from a hoard of marauding blue-rinse old-dears who think Anton is rather dishy and don't care for all these Eastern European GANGSTER types coming and engulfing the show when they're sure there's versions of Strictly in their own country, wherever that is, Bongo Bongo Land, they could be doing something something benefits something.

The judges were biased towards Rachel because...oh alright I can't think of anything.

Nobody is biased towards Ashley because he's in Hollyoaks LOL WHAT A LOSER.
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:33
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Good one Monkseal.
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Old 08-12-2013, 12:56
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Brilliant. Just missed out the diversity boxes that Vanessa ticks (fatty, older woman & Jewish Momma).
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Old 08-12-2013, 13:01
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Very useful thanks!
Will save a lot of time - can just copy and paste as required
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Old 08-12-2013, 13:03
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It's so funny cos it's almost the true
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Old 08-12-2013, 13:16
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I am SO going to book tickets to see Diversity Fatty Edition. Will they be coming to the O2
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Old 08-12-2013, 13:23
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Post of the day Monkseal, still laughing
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Old 08-12-2013, 13:28
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And what's wrong with Dave, Monkseal?

The judges were biased towards Dave because only he has the formulae to combat the shapeshifting Illuminati space-lizards (accidentally disclosed to him at a Kevin/Susanna, Karen/Dave dinner party). Alas, their bias failed to save Dave and Karen, and the secret has now been lost forever.
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