T-mobile

What mobile phone network does Luke Skywalker use?
Yodafone.

Long day eh?

I got an invite to the 'marriage ceremony' for T-Mobile and Orange.
The reception afterwards was rubbish. There was only one bar.

Tesco mobile for iPhone and Ovivo for my ipad.

Brilliant!

Somebody must have some more.

I couldn't understand why my mobile's battery always seems to be flat.

Then I realised had it been any other shape, it wouldn't fit in my phone.



Also, did you guys know that It's forty years since the first mobile phone call was made.

It was to T-Mobile customer services and he is still on hold.

As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately burst out laughing and put his iPhone next to mine. I gave it a disdainful look.

"Why don't you get a better phone, mate?" he asked.

"I don't need one." I replied. "My phone does everything that I need and it's better than yours."

He burst out laughing again. "Better than mine?" he roared. "Mine has 3G, Wi-Fi, the iMessage service, a best-in-class browser, five megapixel camera, access to the App Store for virtually unlimited customisation plus a built-in iPod for all my music. If yours is better than mine, I'll give you my phone."

"I don't want your phone." I said, "Mine's the best, why would I want a second-best, second-hand phone? I tell you what, though, if I can prove that mine is better than yours, how about you give me the cash equivalent of your phone?"

"You're on!" he crowed. "Show me something with your phone and I'll show you how mine is better."

Casually, I knocked my phone off the table.

I don't get why mobile networks keep changing their names. I mean first it was "One 2 One" and then "T-Mobile" and now "EE". And now "Vodafone" have started doing it by changing their name to "No Service".

Anyway, I called an advert in the local paper today and said, "Hello, is this the mobile hair stylist?"

"Yes," she replied, "How can I help you?"

I said, "My Nokia wants a perm."

Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.
It's called the iRon

This one will get me in trouble

I'm on the new o2 plan...
Unlimited Smoke Signals
250 Pigeons a month
Free messages in a bottle to other o2 customers

A policeman pulled me over last night.
"Do you know why I've stopped you, sir?" he asked.
I said, "Yes, you saw me talking on my mobile phone."
"That's right" he said, "Are you insured?"
I said, "I don't know to be honest, you'll have to ask O2."


O2 customers are demanding answers after thousands lost their signal in the recent outage.
Meanwhile T-Mobile customers had just one question, "What's a signal?"

I turned my iPhone into an iPod touch today...

By inserting a Thee Sim card.

Not EE bah gum?

:d:d:d

3 by gum?

Blimey, just got it

t'mobile

Haha, I didn't even realised there was anything to get until you pointed it out