9 Bez (CBB3)...................285 pts
(top spots..................3)
(top 10's...................11)
(11-20's.....................12)
(bottom positon...........1)

The lowest placed winner of CBB. In some ways he might have won CBB by default although he would have had a lot of support from people who remember his "work" with the Mondays and Black Grape. To me he's just one of those blokes who didn't have to do a lot to make you laugh but maybe he's an aquired taste

8 John McCririck (CBB3)........298 pts
(top spots...................3)
(top 10's....................12)
(11-20's.....................10)
(bottom position..........2)

Outspoken,chauvanistic,disgusting and lazy-and those were his good points. I can understand why some people may not like him but he was ideal reality TV fodder. Car crash tv at its best. I think sometimes his fellow hms felt some affection towards him but he'd soon do something to annoy them. Easy target for eviction through his behaviour

The man's personal habits were just too disgusting and sick making for me - he made me feel nauseous before CBB and doubly nauseous during and after

Who can forget those underpants and the cold-sore cream ......

7 Kenzie (CBB3)..........309 pts
(top spots.....................3)
(top 10's......................15)
(11-20's.........................9)
(bottom position............0)

Nice enough kid I suppose but the Ali G impersonation was grating. I reckon he thought he had it in the bag but 2nd place was pretty respectable.....

It'll be the high spot of his "career" .....

6 Jack Dee (CBB1)..............329 pts
(top spots...................3)
(top 10's....................14)
(11-20's......................10)
(bottom position...........0)

"miserable" Jack was the first winner of CBB. His "I don't want to win" tactics probably gave Dan (BB5) ideas for his strategy on how to win....it failed!

..... made me larf .....

And before the final 5, a summary .....

21 Anthea Turner (CBB1).........143 pts
20 Lisa I'Anson (CBB3)..........171 pts
19 Caprice (CBB3)...............193 pts
18 Vanessa Feltz (CBB1).........196 pts
17 Les Dennis (CBB2)............197 pts
16 Anne Diamond (CBB2)..........216 pts
15 Goldie (CBB2)................235 pts
14 Chris Eubank (CBB1)..........239 pts
13 Melinda Messenger (CBB2).....254 pts
12 Jeremy Edwards (CBB3)........254 pts
11 Claire Sweeney (CBB1)........259 pts
10 Keith Duffy (CBB1)...........285 pts
9 Bez (CBB3)...................285 pts
8 John McCririck (CBB3)........298 pts
7 Kenzie (CBB3)................309 pts
6 Jack Dee (CBB1)..............329 pts

5 Mark Owen (CBB2)...............335 pts
(top spots.....................1)
(top 10's......................14)
(11-20's.......................10)
(bottom position............0)

Nice enough bloke, the teeny bopper vote propelled him to victory in CBB2

and my vote too

4 Germaine Greer (CBB3)...........337 pts
(top spots...............2)
(top 10's................17)
(11-20's...................7)
(bottom position.......0)

Obviously thought she made a mistake and pulled out of CBB. Popular with the voters in this poll even though her stay was short but sweet

I think Lisa really got up her nose .....

3 Sue Perkins (CBB2)..........342 pts
(top spots...........3)
(top 10's............18)
(11-20's...............6)
(bottom position..0)

Nice enough person but I'm a bit bemused at her high position

Ooer ..... getting exciting now cheeks ..... who will be number one ( I think I know ..... )

..... mmmmm ..... me too .....

Come on cheeks ..... you're doing a Davina ......

2 Brigitte Neilson (CBB3)...............358 pts
(top spots..............1)
(top 10's...............19)
(11-20's..................5)
(bottom position......0)

19 top 10 positions has propelled Brigitte to the number 2 spot. Deserves credit for the way she handled Jackie's arrival. She didn't give the BB bosses what they wanted. More subdued than I was expecting

no, I'm not that embarrassing!

Impressive !!!!!

And now ..... (fanfare) .....

Yeah fanfare.

Massive pause

It's .....

(clue ... Sly's mum)