Originally Posted by sithlord3k:
“I have this entity in the game, always ahead of me, just at the corner of the screen, mocking me and playing with my emotions, making me believe that I'm about to catch up, before shooting off into the sunset...
This entity's name is...Lisa
Just as I think I'm making progress in my time trial, out shoots the ghost of the infamous hedgehog.
Why, oh why....
Round every speed check, the game derides me, telling me that she is better than me, snickering at me throughout the whole of time and space (well the Tamil Nadu track anyway) giving me false hope...
But, I will beat you one day, mark my word, and let loose the dogs of HELL!!!
To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee (or at the smoke from thees ghost exhaust pipe) !
”
“I have this entity in the game, always ahead of me, just at the corner of the screen, mocking me and playing with my emotions, making me believe that I'm about to catch up, before shooting off into the sunset...
This entity's name is...Lisa
Just as I think I'm making progress in my time trial, out shoots the ghost of the infamous hedgehog.
Why, oh why....
Round every speed check, the game derides me, telling me that she is better than me, snickering at me throughout the whole of time and space (well the Tamil Nadu track anyway) giving me false hope...
But, I will beat you one day, mark my word, and let loose the dogs of HELL!!!
To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee (or at the smoke from thees ghost exhaust pipe) !
”
Seems a bit harsh, it's just a game!




