My friend sent me the below, which is a link to 6 lines of Java which generate Doctor Who stories, he says it shows how bad the show is, I actually think some of them are quite fun:

http://games.usvsth3m.com/drwho/#

Sadly, your friend is labouring under a misapprehension - the 'a previously unseen function/setting of...' simply isn't in the show, nor has been for a very long time. Anything like that is sign-posted as a 'Chekov's Gun'.

Other than that, it seems like a fun little game.