I was at a party last night and SCD was on in the background.

One of the men said: "Oh she is married to a footballer" when Sophie came on.

"No, that is Abbey" said a woman.

"Who is Abbey?" asked all the blokes.

"The blonde.".

"Ah".

"So is she married to Ashley Cole?"

"No. That's Victoria Beckham"

"IDIOT !!!" shouted everybody.

"She is married to Peter Crouch" said a helpful woman

"Ah. I thought he couldn't score? I'll vote for her then." said a bloke.

"Good idea. Me too." said all the blokes.

"Nah. I'm voting for Susanna's bum" said I.

LOL, wonderful!

Well, it's good to know that everyone who voted took it seriously and had avidly followed the contestants' progress!