I hope they invite Peter.

(this thread will self-destruct in five mins...)

I'm eagerly anticipating the sex tape.

Of course I'm going, I'm chief bridesmaid!

Yes, meeeeeeeee! Crouchy put his hand on my shoulder once and therefore, by the rules of DS, we have been having a clandestine affair for years.

And I have been James' secret girl for years! Oh, the intellectual verbal battles we delight in!

This thread is in very bad taste.
I've been engaged to Alijaz for some time now.

Mark has made me pregnant with twins (and for some reason a dinosaur) just by looking at me Quel homme!

Well, he didn't blimmin' tell me!

You know all those rumours about Anton? I once met a friend of the husband of his great aunt's second cousin twice removed and I can safely say that there're all true!!

If you have I suggest you spell his name correctly! There is no "i" in it!

Not gonna happen.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbi...r-Abbey-Clancy
Peter Crouch and his daughter Sophia took Abbey Clancy a gorgeous bunch of flowers to celebrate her Strictly victory.

Ahh, Sophia looks like she's inherited her mum's giggly persona. What lovely photographs

Hmm..
Looks like he stopped off for some petrol on the way.

Just having my morning cuppa, wondering if posters were on their way home from a party until this made me spit my tea out

And as the headline in the Daily Star puts it:


http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/strict...y-Peter-Crouch