Well, honey. You gonna be out-drama-queened (lol, wot) by my this series!!!!

Poth, your professionalism is turning me on. hahahahaahahahaha

I'm nervous because I feel like we are going to clash. We haven't really found anything to agree on throughout the whole forum and I don't know if that will continue or not in the house.

I couldn't possibly say.

These two

I also think Janet is a one off and Stephen too when he's not being a dick

I'm close to everyone really, I like Nick & Jordan but I still need to figure them out a bit more. I don't know the girls or Tom but I'll see what happens with them


Probably Tom, Jess or me. We're the most zany I think.

Your wildness and (lack of) professioanlism turns me on

Big Brother is scared,

Why do you think Martyn will cause drama?

Big Brother is glad you have made some friends.

*DOES SHOCKED FACE*

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

*laughs*

You're going to MAKE ME kick off! xD

*ROLLS EYES AT CAMERA*

The only thing that worries me is the tossers that vote.

I'm always very popular in he house but the voters always boot me out

Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Oh god. Imma shut up.

Yeah. WHYYY!? *laughs*

I hear he's a little touchy about the F-L-A-P-S.

THEY WERE SO LAST ****ING SEASON.

WHY BRING THEM UP?

**** SAKE.

So are most people, Jessica.

Please do...

-heaves a sigh of relief and kissesthe ground-

Finally he shuts the f*ck up

Sam! Stop it! You being mean to meeeee!!

Well it's a step up from the C5 BB then!

Big Brother will be checking your suitcase for epilators.

That's defamation of my character I'll have you know, I'll happily haul you and your team's asses into court for a hefty settlement if you don't retract your statement.

I think you need to check it for vibrators also.

AHHAHAHAHAHA

Big Brother did not call you anything.

FOR THE LOVE OF THE LAAWWDD.....ITS MARTYN! NOT MARTINE!

I brought a chocolate penis along but the bell end is lon gone, I might drop it into my milkshake later or maybe make a frankfurter split with it.

Big Brother has already confiscated those

*sits in the middle rolling my eyes*

Don't make me bring out the flap-attack!