You may all leave the diary room.

Bump.

S'up Babe!

Hello Aaron

I'm sorry

Wagwan Aaron, I've taken Big Brother hostage.

I knew you've been waiting to tie and gag Mitch for a while!

This is not a time for jokes, Aaron.

To secure Big Brother's freedom, you must complete three tasks for me.

If you pass the tasks, Big Brother will be released. Failure to complete the tasks will result in Big Brother being brutally killed with a spatula.

Understood?

Understood, so if i pass, i'm allowed to have him killed, but if i fail he'll be unleased on the world again to cause mysery and pain? (But then we're stuck with you i suppose which sounds worse than replacing my nut sack with a million tiny Tulisas)

I'm tired, HURRY UP!

Don't be mean about the nation's hero Tulisa, or you will have me to answer to.

TO CONFIRM:

IF YOU PASS ALL THE TASKS, YOU WILL GET BIG BROTHER BACK.

IF YOU FAIL, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH ME FOREVER MORE.

Firstly, you must return to the house and select one housemate. When the housemate is selected, bring them into the Diary Room with you for the first task.

Get it? Got it? Good.

I'm off for a fag.

No Need baby, i'm already here

Welcome back to the LOLPAD, Aaron.

Who have you brought with you?

*knock knock*

Cr@p, BBs been abducted

Hello Janet.

Aaron, Janet...you're first task to secure Big Brother's freedom is as follows:

You must play a simple game of word association between yourselves.

You must get from JASON MANFORD to PETER ANDRE in EXACTLY ten steps (five each, including JASON MANFORD and PETER ANDRE).

Janet, you will start.

If I deem that any of your links are not appropriate, you will be ejected from the Big Brother house...and Big Brother will lose a limb.

Cheers kids,

Crack on.

Her . . .

But i can do it with 1 link!

Excellent, go for it then, my brain is still recovering from NYE

I couldn't give a flying monkeys if you can do it in one link.

THERE MUST BE EIGHT LINKS IN BETWEEN, MAKING TEN TOTAL WORDS/PHRASES.

THANKYOU.