Originally Posted by cool fool:
“waggling his pride and joy to position just right against the delectable tart that is Jasmine to prove a real man's semi? feels like brought a lump of sick to the nation's collective throat.
And seeing his little bony buttocks rising and falling in the shower with the strain almost snapping his twig arms was a magnificent example of his machismo.”
“waggling his pride and joy to position just right against the delectable tart that is Jasmine to prove a real man's semi? feels like brought a lump of sick to the nation's collective throat.
And seeing his little bony buttocks rising and falling in the shower with the strain almost snapping his twig arms was a magnificent example of his machismo.”
What's that clanking thing he does with his teeth when he's trying to impress the laydeez? He utterly revolting and repugnant. I can't think which would be worse.....him or that Kirk TOWIE creature who thinks his nob is huge too. I'd rather a tadpole with a civilised, normal bloke than either of those freaks.
