Producers have a duty of care after all.

And a sex clinic wouldn't go amiss

Condoms?
Like having a bath with your socks on.
Don't think Lee would be up for that...

Maybe the morning after pill, though

With those two, that's probably higher on the list of requirements.

Jasmine's insides probably have some kind of cast-iron lining - so safe.

In order to use a condom machine youfirst of all need a brain, no signs of brains so far this series.

I'd neglected to consider this. Good point.

Quite right. Dreadful things. Whoever invented them should be put in a time machine and sent back to one of Lord Boothby's dinner parties at the earliest opportunity.

who knows if there's any "conveniently" put in there by BB because we cant see in there anyway