Here's mine of the people I have at least heard of once or twice.

It's safe to say that desperate and wannabes goes for all of them.

Ryan - Oaf
Dappy - Nappy
Davidson - past it
Jones - Unstable
Luisa - Slapper
Evander - zealous
Sam - Dumb
Lionel - calculated

Haven't ever heard of the rest of them!
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Ryan - t*at
Dappy - Boywithtoy
Davidson - dated
Luisa - dippy
Evander - dull
Sam - invisible
Lionel - onefootinthegrave
Nolan - mumsy - the next face for Iceland
Jasmine - mememe
Casey - clingy
Liz - scary
Chelseaboy - fit and posh

I like the two word option better. More to play with.

Lionel - Old Fart
Dappy - Dopey
Lee - Playa Maximus
Jasmine - Jizz Mine
Sam - Lovely Dullard
Evander - Head Injury
Casey - Pathetic
Jim - Stirrer
Liz - Needs therapy
Luisa - Devilish
Linda - Mean cow
Ollie - surprisingly dull

hmm. Luisa is a lot of things, but not sure I can agree with "dippy".

Who Is Ryan?

I like adjectives and song titles too

Lionel - Hypocrite
Dappy - Cringe
Lee - Blurred Linesss
Jasmine - Bend it like Beckham
Ollie - Pretty boy, pretty boring boy
Evander - Talk, dumbass!
Casey - And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jim - Bye
Liz - Insecure
Luisa - Wrecking ball
Linda - Rolling in the deep.
Sam - *blank*

Ryan - creep
Dappy - tool
Davidson - calm
Jones - nervous
Luisa - bossy
Evander -
Sam - cool
Lionel - retro
Ollie- Dapper
Linda-troublemaker
Jasmine-hard
Casey-desperate

Lee - slimeball
Dappy - nobhead
Jim - wum
Liz - uncomfortable
Luisa - shrewd
Sam - missing person
Evander - calmly confident
Lionel - intolerant
Ollie - dull pretty boy
Linda - volcano about to erupt
Jasmine - ready to play
Casey - nice but dim

Lee fanny rat
Dappy cock
Jim surprising
Liz dippy hippy
Luisa fame hungry
Sam who?
Evander broke
Lionel great 4 age
Ollie gentleman
Linda vindictive
Jasmine self centred
Casey OKmag wannabe

Dappy - tool
Ollie - handsome
Liz - barking
Sam - nice
Luisa - irritating
Casey - pathetic
Lee - cocksman
Jasmine - wild
Linda - sour
Jim - restrained
Lionel - ancient
Evander - bemused