Dappy was flirting with Jasmine on Launch night, and now Lees not in the main house - is he going to try his luck now with Jasmine ? As it looks like he's already started ! And do you think she's going to let him ?

I do hope so, she'll make mincemeat out of him, he needs to start the teeth chattering thing again to lure her

it's like a dog chasing after a car... wouldn't know what the hell to do if they actually ever caught up with one though

LMAO. You've got to love the lad for trying to punch so far above his weight. To my surprise I am beginning to quite enjoy him, its like one of them took their kid brother in and he keeps wandering in while the grown ups are talking. I do have to keep reminding myself that he is a grown man.

Dappy - clumsy randy 13 year old
Jasmine - scheming 30 year old

rather large mental age gap

And me, I feel like I should be ashamed. So true, I loved the description on another thread about his bathtime with the girls being like 'an innocent paperboy finding himself with 2 lap dancers in a backstreet Soho bar'.

That's very good lol

Dappy doesnt go for someone elses leftovers

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I think Dappy would quite happily sneak a teensy morsel off someone else's plate if he could get within reach.

wasn't that strange !! I think it sounded like a clucking - so funny, nearly wet myself when he did that brilliant hope he does it again, need a good laugh

I think it's more the other way round Jasmine will be all over Dappy now.

Certainly one of his highlights for me so far, part of me wants Jasmine to toy with him a bit more. Tell him to go and wait naked in the store room for her and Luisa & then lock him in for a bit. And yes, more teeth clucking/clacking from Dappy needed.

but he is, he's already trying to be funny around Jasmine and chat her up - course, he'd go for a bar stool if someone told him it was female !

ewww Dopey.

I can't think of anything more off-putting than being in bed with a man and him smugly saying 'Told ya!', when I touched his penis.

"told ya I had a knob"

And I'd be 'Told ya, you're a knob'

Pity they're not allowed reading material in there, they could bond over his Beano.

Probably, he is another sleaze.

He would be trying it on with Liz if there were no other girls in the house. He's so desperate to ensure he is being talked about outside the house.

3.10pm: Lee is convinced that Jasmine fancies Ollie. Interesting theory

3.27pm: Ollie and Jasmine are very tactile, so he could be right

I think he's quite funny if you don't take him too seriously....he is just the kid of the group

I find him utterly fascinating in an ultimate car crash sort of way. I just didn't know someone as thick skinned, tasteless, tacky, brash and rather vile could exist but he is a TV Gold. I actually found his commitment and effort to the spaceship egg task quite cute as well.

You are joking......he'd take the scraps out of the bin if it eased his hard on.

I did too. The exuberant way he went about it reminded me of little boys playing a fantasy game. I had to keep reminding myself he is not 7 or 8 years old.

When he ran into that spaceship with his arse hanging over his trousers I couldn't stop laughing. But you hit the nail on the head when you remember he's supposed to be a grown man.

He could be too late. Perhaps Ollie has more ( or less ) to offer.

Dappy, I think has been pretty ok since his 'settling in' escapades seem to have settled

He's not that bad, in my opinion anyway