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Old 09-01-2014, 01:24
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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-br...pay-me-500-000

Someone please inform Brazzers .
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:29
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£500K .. they don't pay famous people that
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:29
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I'd give her £500K to keep her clothes on
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:30
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So would I. Wouldn't you?
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:31
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Who wouldn't? I'd jump at the chance of earning £500k.
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:33
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You'd be a fool not to.
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:37
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I have a sneaking suspicion she may do it for less
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Old 09-01-2014, 01:40
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I have a sneaking suspicion she may do it for less
It will be interesting to see if anyone attacks you for that. If I said something like that about Linda, I'd have a hoard of people telling me that I'm being totally unacceptable and defamatory.

Luckily, I'm not the sort to do so.
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Old 09-01-2014, 02:02
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It will be interesting to see if anyone attacks you for that. If I said something like that about Linda, I'd have a hoard of people telling me that I'm being totally unacceptable and defamatory.

Luckily, I'm not the sort to do so.
Let them 'attack' all they want, but I notice you just HAD to bring Linda into this!

My opinion is based on what I heard tonight when Lee, Jasmine, Ollie and Luisa were talking about sexual encounters. Nothing wrong with my thoughts....I truly think she'd accept less.
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Old 09-01-2014, 02:04
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So would I. Wouldn't you?
£500K + selection and veto of my co star + editorial control and we might have a deal.
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Old 09-01-2014, 02:12
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£500K + selection and veto of my co star + editorial control and we might have a deal.
And a bag over my head so nobody knows it's me...then yeah, I might
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Old 09-01-2014, 02:19
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I have a feeling it would have to be muted to view it.
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Old 09-01-2014, 02:38
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I wonder how much Jasmine got for the sex tape or did she give away the rights in the hope of getting publicity.

She should have got better lighting though, it was far to grainy, didn't make her look her best.
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Old 09-01-2014, 02:41
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I'd give her £500K to keep her clothes on
Agreed.
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Old 09-01-2014, 03:02
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I have a feeling it would have to be muted to view it.
But you'd still view it though .
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Old 09-01-2014, 05:55
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Its a bit ridiculous to think that any porn producer is going to be phoning Luisa with a £500k cheque, the industry is full to the brim of stunning sexy models. Luisa is not a bad looking girl don't get me wrong, but she is neither stunning or sexy enough to be a *star* in porn.

She is claiming she would do something based on parameters that would never be met lol in other words it would be like me saying "I would suck Dappy off if he paid me 1 Billion sterling"
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Old 09-01-2014, 06:02
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Surely they would need to have her voice dubbed - that grating noise she makes would hardly be sexy enough in a porn movie
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Old 09-01-2014, 09:41
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Its a bit ridiculous to think that any porn producer is going to be phoning Luisa with a £500k cheque, the industry is full to the brim of stunning sexy models. Luisa is not a bad looking girl don't get me wrong, but she is neither stunning or sexy enough to be a *star* in porn.

She is claiming she would do something based on parameters that would never be met lol in other words it would be like me saying "I would suck Dappy off if he paid me 1 Billion sterling"




And you would be guilty of child abuse.
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Old 09-01-2014, 09:45
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her and Alan Sugar might be worth £500k "Oh Lord Sugar, you're so hairy"
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:25
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After her tacky antics in the house, porm and trash mags might have to be her future career. She is hardly going to sell her overpriced baking products to the generation most likely to purchase them now.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:30
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I have a sneaking suspicion she may do it for less
Ha yes. I don't think she would do it for 12p and a sandwich, but £100k tops.
It will be interesting to see if anyone attacks you for that. If I said something like that about Linda, I'd have a hoard of people telling me that I'm being totally unacceptable and defamatory.

Luckily, I'm not the sort to do so.
Oh please. Linda wouldn't do porn because she is 54 years old, has had a mastectomy, and is not especially good looking. Nor would I, and nor would I ever be asked. Let's not get into that kind of martyred posturing, as if you are not "allowed" to say what you want.
She is claiming she would do something based on parameters that would never be met lol in other words it would be like me saying "I would suck Dappy off if he paid me 1 Billion sterling"
Ew. Come to think of it, I don't really need a billion pounds.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:30
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her and Alan Sugar might be worth £500k "Oh Lord Sugar, you're so hairy"
Why did you have to post that? Why? I do not want that image in my head!
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:38
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her and Alan Sugar might be worth £500k "Oh Lord Sugar, you're so hairy"
LMAO Luisa.... "YOU'RE HIRED"!!
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:43
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I would like to be hired in that movie as the guy who gets to nail her I wouldn't charge as much though
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:47
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Someone should start a 'kickstarter' campaign.

I bet it would be funded in a couple of days.
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