he's changed colour - he's like a dark dark brown sludge colour - has he had an endless supply of fake tan ?

He is greek so his skin is naturally dark.

I thought you was referring to that hideous dark brown and yellow combo he's been wearing recently - the main brown part being the glass jar and the yellow patches the label of a jar of Marmite!

I can't bring myself to look at his rodent-like face any more as I find it too creepy, so I've not noticed any change in the colour of it.

You're not missing out but wait until he starts his teeth chattering mating ritual again, you'll be putty in his hands

I don't think he looks much like a jar of Marmite but the nappy suits him.

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I won't..... really I won't. Just seeing him bowling around dragging his saggy nappy behind him on my TV screen makes me feel like I need to take a hot shower and scrub myself red raw with a Brillo Pad to remove all traces of him.

I will never again be able to look at those wind-up sets of teeth you get in joke shops without forever associating them with him.

Why does he try and talk like a Jamaican then? n

Because he's a tw*t.

I've never heard him try to talk like a Jamaican. It would be a bit distasteful if he did imo.

I have warmed a bit to Dappy - he was quite sweet hugging and kissing the ridiculous Lee yesterday.

Certainly is a different colour to his normal.

He's usually a pale yellowy olive skin, but as you say looks like he's been rubing himself in yeast extract in a sort of reverse-Jacko move...

I guess this thread will do.


I just remembered a Frankie Boyle joke about an all-star supergroup to play at the opening ceremony of the Paralympics. The drummer from Def Leppard, Michael J Fox on maracas, and of course, Dappy.