I feared as much - more's the pity.

Oh ok, I didn't know his mum was Greek as well.

But also what would it matter if they did?

None of that makes his speech patterns natural to his upbringing. Which means... he's being fake.

May I ask what it is about Dappy that you admire?

I'd not heard of him before this but have just checked his bio on Wikipedia. He certainly seems to have had a checkered career for one so young, drugs and assault etc. I haven't yet listened to his music, nor do I intend to.

That made me laugh as much as Jim's egg slicer comment.

We are all fake, we are all real.

Very profound mystical one.

He is as fake as it comes, born to greek cypriot parents yet pretending to be a Jamaican Gangster, at least the rest of them don't pretend to be anything but their own selves.

Someone should have shoved the weasel up Evanders backside, he would have felt at home.