One day there will be a housemate missing from the house; not evicted or walked or ejected. No-one will know where the housemate has gone, but, quietly, in the corner, Liz will be patting her full tummy, with an enigmatic smile on her face.
Liz doesn't eat animals but...
Originally Posted by John_Traynor:
“One day there will be a housemate missing from the house; not evicted or walked or ejected. No-one will know where the housemate has gone, but, quietly, in the corner, Liz will be patting her full tummy, with an enigmatic smile on her face.”
“One day there will be a housemate missing from the house; not evicted or walked or ejected. No-one will know where the housemate has gone, but, quietly, in the corner, Liz will be patting her full tummy, with an enigmatic smile on her face.”
Originally Posted by John_Traynor:
“One day there will be a housemate missing from the house; not evicted or walked or ejected. No-one will know where the housemate has gone, but, quietly, in the corner, Liz will be patting her full tummy, with an enigmatic smile on her face.”
“One day there will be a housemate missing from the house; not evicted or walked or ejected. No-one will know where the housemate has gone, but, quietly, in the corner, Liz will be patting her full tummy, with an enigmatic smile on her face.”
OOOOOOOH, I hope it's Lee!
I'm hoping she devours Linda! Although, I imagine Linda wouldn't taste very pleasant and would probably lead to Liz suffering from food poisoning.
if she has any sense she will eat ollie because by the time anyone notices he has gone missing she will have evacuated the evidence of the crime.
Originally Posted by diesels hummin:
“if she has any sense she will eat ollie because by the time anyone notices he has gone missing she will have evacuated the evidence of the crime.”
“if she has any sense she will eat ollie because by the time anyone notices he has gone missing she will have evacuated the evidence of the crime.”
hold that flush
Originally Posted by John_Traynor:
“One day there will be a housemate missing from the house; not evicted or walked or ejected. No-one will know where the housemate has gone, but, quietly, in the corner, Liz will be patting her full tummy, with an enigmatic smile on her face.”
“One day there will be a housemate missing from the house; not evicted or walked or ejected. No-one will know where the housemate has gone, but, quietly, in the corner, Liz will be patting her full tummy, with an enigmatic smile on her face.”
LMAO
Originally Posted by Odette Valmont:
“I'm hoping she devours Linda! Although, I imagine Linda wouldn't taste very pleasant and would probably lead to Liz suffering from food poisoning.”
“I'm hoping she devours Linda! Although, I imagine Linda wouldn't taste very pleasant and would probably lead to Liz suffering from food poisoning.”
Linda's mostly gristle these days.
Haha!
She'd want to go for younger meat. Dappy is too boney, not much flesh plus would taste bitter. I think she's probably eyeing up Ollie. Some nice meat on that fella.
She'd want to go for younger meat. Dappy is too boney, not much flesh plus would taste bitter. I think she's probably eyeing up Ollie. Some nice meat on that fella.
Originally Posted by Percy Sugden:
“Jim's all fat, Lee would be a bit more tender!”
“Jim's all fat, Lee would be a bit more tender!”
Lee's all a_rsehole though so she'd be starving 5 minutes later.
Originally Posted by Odette Valmont:
“I'm hoping she devours Linda! Although, I imagine Linda wouldn't taste very pleasant and would probably lead to Liz suffering from food poisoning.”
“I'm hoping she devours Linda! Although, I imagine Linda wouldn't taste very pleasant and would probably lead to Liz suffering from food poisoning.”
I think she would taste a bit on the bitter side.
