Asking for a friend.

Whatever you do take a painkiller first.

Get a big strong man in.

Probably not when it's wet.

Artificial grass

How do you clean your wheelie bin out with?

depends on how large your lawn is I guess OP

Don't put the grass cuttings in the wheelie bin.
You will get fined by the council and then have to be in the Daily Mail with a picture of you looking miserable and pointing at the wheelie bin.

She needs a Brazilian gardener.

Are you altering your garden layout so you can get your Merc in?

I clean my own wheelie bin.

LMAO!!!!!

Thank you for that Marg

I have a man that comes once a fortnight and flushes mine out with disinfectant

It's lovely and clean and smells fabulous after that.

LOL!

Gynaecologists get everywhere these days.

He only charges £3 for a good wash and disinfect......worth every penny.

Nothing I like more than sniffing a freshly washed wheelie LOL!

Long business, as a neighbour did his last year. Kill all the weeds in the garden, then take away all the old grass. The new turfs are in lenghts and when your garden is cleared of everything, just lay the long turfs into place, tamping them down as you go along, but make sure all the rolls are green, as some might not be. When all that is done, you then spend the whole of summer watering the new lawn, until it's grown some. One of those lawn sprinklers would be useful to have.

I watched my neighbour doing the above with the help of a friend of his, and it would put me off doing same. He even went and got himself a large sprinkler and managed to get our fencing wet too. But he did end up with a lovely new garden.

I'd rather have concrete as it's much easier to keep.

I was going to ask if he does kids as well but I think that would perhaps be too far over the line...

You could always hold a turfing party

Wait until dappy as left the bb house, i'm sure he'll need the extra work

Love this.