They said Dappy and Jasmine had sex. They also had quotes form Jasmine which were nonsense.
Stop believing that crap for Christs sake.
Stop believing that crap for Christs sake.
You guys realize the Daily Star makes up stories, right?
I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
They also often quote dialog from the show and I've always found it to be correct.
They do however conflate dialog to mislead using devices such as ... to indicate a break in the dialog.
I never realised how bad it was until a friend of mine was on a reality show recently
They'd get hold of some old picture (like a holiday photo of her with an ex from years ago) and just make up a whole story around it out of nothing - 'spotted just before she entered with mystery man', and this stuff could mess people's relationships if anyone took it seriously
And everyone in the comments (on their site) just believes it without question ... It's not a newspaper - it's more like some very mentally ill person's blog
They'd get hold of some old picture (like a holiday photo of her with an ex from years ago) and just make up a whole story around it out of nothing - 'spotted just before she entered with mystery man', and this stuff could mess people's relationships if anyone took it seriously
And everyone in the comments (on their site) just believes it without question ... It's not a newspaper - it's more like some very mentally ill person's blog
Originally Posted by misslibertine:
“Yes, most of us are well aware of this.”
“Yes, most of us are well aware of this.”
Apparently not a thread is devoted to slagging Lee off(as usual) based on his behavior with Luisa(according to DS).
Originally Posted by michaelkegnan:
“Apparently not a thread is devoted to slagging Lee off(as usual) based on his behavior with Luisa(according to DS).”
“Apparently not a thread is devoted to slagging Lee off(as usual) based on his behavior with Luisa(according to DS).”
I did say "most", not all.
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
So Jasmine really talked about Dappy's 'big black di*k' and that it would not fit in her mouth? Come on that is crap.
Hopefully the people who started up the threads regarding Jasmine's "intentions" are reading. They was the ones believing her "story" 
The majority are aware of the crap the Daily Star comes up with.
The majority are aware of the crap the Daily Star comes up with.
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
LOL love it
Originally Posted by michaelkegnan:
“So Jasmine really talked about Dappy's 'big black di*k' and that it would not fit in her mouth? Come on that is crap.”
“So Jasmine really talked about Dappy's 'big black di*k' and that it would not fit in her mouth? Come on that is crap.”
The DM also reported that she said that. I don't know whether either paper just copied the story from the other though.
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
“I think there are rules to reading Star stories.
1. If they mention a sexual act of any kind, it will be exaggerated by about a factor of 10.
2. If a 'friend' says something, they have invented it.
3. If someone is 'said to' be something, or have done something, they have invented it.
4. A 'romp' is a kiss; a 'sex act' is a grope; a 'sex act too disgusting to describe' is something involving a crotch and an kitchen implement.
5. An actual quote from a named source is probably true. They are not stupid.
6. A story involving someone like Madonna or Lady Gaga is always true, or at least copied verbatim from another paper that can afford fact checkers.”
Even better papers than the Star don't always quote accurately, and they may also leave out words or relevant context in ways that distort the meaning.
Originally Posted by michaelkegnan:
“Apparently not a thread is devoted to slagging Lee off(as usual) based on his behavior with Luisa(according to DS).”
“Apparently not a thread is devoted to slagging Lee off(as usual) based on his behavior with Luisa(according to DS).”
Ah, any slagging off regarding Lee is most likely well justified and proven. What we can obviously see with our own eyes of his behaviour in the house isn't fictional.
