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divergent
20-01-2014
hahahahahaha, watching it now, she's making me piss!!
BlueStreak
20-01-2014
She was brilliant lol.

od hominem
20-01-2014
Originally Posted by divergent:
“hahahahahaha, watching it now, she's making me piss!!”

Are you sure? Maybe you've just drank too much tea.
cjandrews
20-01-2014
https://vine.co/v/hlY3DXKlOBd
divergent
20-01-2014
Originally Posted by cjandrews:
“https://vine.co/v/hlY3DXKlOBd”

Omg i was just about to post this! Just seen it on twitter hahaha
daisiesfan
20-01-2014
That whole scene totally cracked me up. Then she said her arse looked like vienneta. Hilarious.
Sammmymack
21-01-2014
Such deadpan delivery. Had me fooled.
SunnySunshine
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by Sammmymack:
“Such deadpan delivery. Had me fooled.”


It seemed to have a lot of people fooled on Twitter. They didn't seem to realise that she was being funny.
AOTB
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by SunnySunshine:
“It seemed to have a lot of people fooled on Twitter. They didn't seem to realise that she was being funny. ”

Please tell me this isn't true. Actually it's twitter, yeah forget I asked.

How on earth can anyone have thought that was serious especially as we saw just before it they all knew she had been told to foil the task. I mean jeez. (roll eyes smilie!)

...'seriously first thing in the morning without makeup, I literally look like I've been dead for 3 weeks.'

'...I'm like a tortoise.'

Comedic excellence.
Jimmy Connors
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“Please tell me this isn't true. Actually it's twitter, yeah forget I asked.

How on earth can anyone have thought that was serious especially as we saw just before it they all knew she had been told to foil the task. I mean jeez. (roll eyes smilie!)

...'seriously first thing in the morning without makeup, I literally look like I've been dead for 3 weeks.'

'...I'm like a tortoise.'

Comedic excellence. ”

Not forgetting the Viennetta ice cream bum. ... but she has nice hands!
BROXI BEAR
21-01-2014
Liz was hilarious. I've no idea how she kept a straight face.
AOTB
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by Jimmy Connors:
“Not forgetting the Viennetta ice cream bum. ... but she has nice hands! ”

Louisa- You've got a fabulous figure

Liz- No I haven't, I haven't. I've got 'old lady' bottom.

Lou- (insistent) You have!(nervous laughter)Liz!!

Liz- It's like that ice-cream.

Lou- What Ice cream?

Liz- You know.. Vienetta.. all the folds..(pause)...and it's melting..

ohboy
21-01-2014
amazing.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1a...ath_shortfilms
Jimmy Connors
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“Louisa- You've got a fabulous figure

Liz- No I haven't, I haven't. I've got 'old lady' bottom.

Lou- (insistent) You have!(nervous laughter)Liz!!

Liz- It's like that ice-cream.

Lou- What Ice cream?

Liz- You know.. Vienetta.. all the folds..(pause)...and it's melting..

”


I has to be one of the funniest scenes on any BB. Liz's deadpan delivery was priceless.

'I wonder how hard it is to drown in a bath'
AOTB
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by Jimmy Connors:
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I has to be one of the funniest scenes on any BB. Liz's deadpan delivery was priceless.

'I wonder how hard it is to drown in a bath'”

Ha ha, it was brilliant comedic timing and delivery from Liz I agree. Just great. Just for that she has sky rocketed up my list as it were. She must stay.

Some saddo found it SO funny they watched it again and wrote the whole transcript down, but that guy's defence, every line from Liz is a winner! It was Alan Partridge-esque and from me there can be no higher praise! -

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...0&postcount=33
klaw
21-01-2014
It was very funny, best thing she's done in the house by a mile
Paace
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by divergent:
“hahahahahaha, watching it now, she's making me piss!!”

What's funny about making such an appalling statement ?
Swiftish
21-01-2014
I'm warming to Liz this week, not sure she will go on Weds, think Sam is in danger zone.
Skaface
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by Swiftish:
“I'm warming to Liz this week, not sure she will go on Weds, think Sam is in danger zone.”

Me too - I think Liz won a lot of people over last night with her self-deprecating bathtub conversation with Luisa, as well as her recent 'returfing my lawn/washing out my wheelie bin' speech the other day!

I'm really hoping lots more people will now vote for Liz, resulting in a shock exit for 'So-safe Sam' who has said nothing of interest and moans about being nominated.
BellaRosa
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by Sammmymack:
“Such deadpan delivery. Had me fooled.”

A better actor than Sam and Ollie. Liz was brilliant
4troy7
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by Swiftish:
“I'm warming to Liz this week, not sure she will go on Weds, think Sam is in danger zone.”

Liz is a gonna I'm afraid Sam has too much of a pre show fanbase .
brb
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by BROXI BEAR:
“Liz was hilarious. I've no idea how she kept a straight face.”

That's what is sad about Liz. Whilst she was doing this to win the task, I genuinely think she was explaining her own regrets and insecurities. Just a quick glance through her blogs (I haven't read them before) and you can tell instantly that she's a very lonely women with very low self-esteem. The things she was saying about herself, she actually believes are true. That is how she kept a straight face.
CollieComber
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by brb:
“That's what is sad about Liz. Whilst she was doing this to win the task, I genuinely think she was explaining her own regrets and insecurities. Just a quick glance through her blogs (I haven't read them before) and you can tell instantly that she's a very lonely women with very low self-esteem. The things she was saying about herself, she actually believes are true. That is how she kept a straight face.”

At last! A voice of sanity!! All Jizzy was doing was being herself. She has no sense of humour, no empathy, no ability to create the comic 'masterpiece' being cited here. If you told her her 'performance' was astonishingly good, she would stare at you uncomprehendingly. She was just being herself and repeating stuff she's been churning out for YEARS about her arse, her cat, her ugly mug. In tyhe name of all that's holy, do not be taken in!!
CollieComber
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by brb:
“That's what is sad about Liz. Whilst she was doing this to win the task, I genuinely think she was explaining her own regrets and insecurities. Just a quick glance through her blogs (I haven't read them before) and you can tell instantly that she's a very lonely women with very low self-esteem. The things she was saying about herself, she actually believes are true. That is how she kept a straight face.”

Oh, and she's got a bloody great Land Rover.
YesNoMan
21-01-2014
Originally Posted by brb:
“The things she was saying about herself, she actually believes are true.”

Oh please. She believes those things are true for money, to a deadline, on a weekly basis. Professional low self-esteem.

'Twas very funny though. If Liz could turn it up and do a bit more of that this week, we just might get our third "right eviction for the series" in a row.
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