On tonight’s Celebrity Big Brother…

It has been a weird couple of days in the Celebrity Big Brother house, especially after it was revealed that Sam Faiers will face the public vote this week after receiving two nominations.

But, it seems like Sam has really taken the nomination process to heart as she reckons Jim is being “very clever” and “tactile” with the way he’s playing the game.



Speaking to Big Brother in the Diary Room, she says: “I think Jim wants to win this and he’s being very clever and very tactile and he’s playing the biggest game I think out of everybody for sure”.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Jim is talking to Dappy and Ollie about “bashing the tent pegs” and whether anyone has done it since they arrived in the house.

Ollie was quick to tell Jim that he hasn’t done anything like that. But, he did throw Lee and Dappy under the bus saying that they’d already had their… release!

Jim says: “Think I’ve grown another bullock. Remind me to wash my hands before I do the lentils”.

Dappy replies: “I swear you strangled one today?”

Jim add: “No, no, no I didn’t mean strangling the front, I was strangling something out of the back, I was checking the exhaust.

“I weren’t slamming the salami, I was chafing the chipolata. I can’t think of anyone to think of, there’s no one here that floats my boat apart from an egg and bacon sandwich but I suppose I can take that in the shower and whack one off. Just my luck, probably a HP sauce will come out of the end”.

Turns out the lads aren’t the only ones feeling the pressure either as Casey tells Sam on tonight’s show that she “woke up really horny” and she just had to get it off her mind and think about something else. I’m sure Lee is always around to help out…

So ladies and gentlemen, if you’ve not had you dinner yet, you may want to leave it a while.

Celebrity Big Brother continues this evening at 9pm on Channel 5.

On tonight’s Celebrity Big Brother…

This evening, we will see day one of this week’s shopping task and the group has been split into two.

There’s the explorers: Sam, Ollie, Jim, Linda and Liz. There’s also the huskies: Lee, Casey, Luisa and Dappy. But, having Lee and Casey stuck together in one small space isn’t going to pan out well…

As we reported earlier, Casey wakes up feeling rather “horny” on tonight’s show and she has to think about “other things” to take her mind off it. But, judging by the ‘service’ she offers Lee on tonight’s show, her cylinders are still all fired up.
The explorers are under the impression that the huskies are living in squalor, but it turns out that they have a big secret to keep. Instead of living in a cold kennel, they’re living in a pub-type setting in which they’re treated to pub lunches, darts, drinks and quizzes.

As the huskies are provided with champagne, Casey tells lee: “Be careful tonight Lee, I’m drinking”.

Lee urges her to “have another one”.

Following on from that, Casey says to Lee: Do you want a b**wjob? We’ll call it a treatment, do you want some treatment?”

Lee replies: “A proper treat, as a doggy treat if I had a new one”.

Casey adds: “I’ll give you a doggy treat. That’s our code name”.

Lee tells her: “Send me straight off to sleep”

Good lord, you just know that the producers put Dappy & Luisa and Casey & Lee into a small space together and filled them with alcohol because they wanted them to get it on erm… doggy style!

Elsewhere, Jim Davidson talks the Saville case which he was caught up in last year. Originally, Jim was meant to appear on Celebrity Big Brother last year, but due to the ongoing case he couldn’t enter the house.

Speaking about the case, Jim says on tonight’s show: “My legal fees were well into the three figures. Well, I had nothing to do with underage sex but why arrest me with the Jimmy Saville squad, do you know what I mean? You wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemy which is me”.

Linda adds: “Absolutely not, it was you know, it started becoming a witch hunt”.

Casey, what are you doing!! Ugh!

Oh Casey!