spotted this gem in the paper today. Jade has told OK magazine that her new boyfriend's thicker than her, "the other day he asked me if an Eskimo was an animal",said Jade.
I can't believe this stunning revelation but OK magazine are certainly getting their moneys worth by asking such probing questions so I can see you all rushing to buy this weeks copy if I haven't spoilt it for you!

It'll probably be her ex Jeff, he'll have a new hairstyle, she's got bigger boobs, it'll dawn on them both a few months down the line that they were almost married once.

At the moment they'll both be at the "you so remind me of someone but I can't quite put my finger on it" stage.

He was on an advert tonight,with Jade in tow 'This is my new man' she said

He doesn't appear to be the sharpest on the universe
Haven't made up my mind if he has a speech impediment, or just stupid.

Isn't Jeff training for the Celebrity Wrestling at the moment (some sort of boot camp) ?

Pictures of Ryan A Moo and Jade Cow here :

http://www.myvillage.com/photos/jade_goody.htm#

Is it just me or does he look like Charlie Creed-Miles????

Erm .... not really :

http://film.guardian.co.uk/Player/Pl...506297,00.html

How deep a barrel would Jade have to scrape to find a boyfriend who was thicker than her?

I think it would be a pretty long search!

But not entirely fruitless apparently - she found A Mr Moo !

I meant when Creed Miles had hair!

Google Ryan Amoo and Charlie Creed-miles and you'll see what I mean.
Last edited by Emzi : 16-02-2005 at 22:53

This just isn't possible. There is no-one thicker than Jade.

Oh wait... Emma...

Emma was quite smart if you decoded her thoughts - her ideas came out in excerpts mixed in with other ideas and usually with at least two thoughts cohabiting any given conversation at any one second. With her it was a wiring, organisational and presentational problem.

Jade is just Jade and no one does Jade better.

I had a quick look through the article in the supermarket this evening ( for the purpose of contributing to this forum of course ) and feel sorry for the lad...............
I mean how long did it take him to explain where Northampton is to her?

I reckon the guy is not thick at all but smart.
His career has just gone the toilet and he's grabbed a good meal ticket.
(Hope he's getting his share of the loot from OK)

And as long as Jade keeps providing for him she gets to have sexual relations with someone who would normally be out of her league.

liked the quip by Jeremy Clarkson when he said he's got no idea what Jade's going to do when her looks go!

Mind you, he's a fine one to talk

Grab a footballer in a nightclub(any footballer)introduce "Uncle Ryan"to the children and get him in OK magazine very very quickly as a happy loving couple before he disappears and a new uncle is required.
Two babies-probably don't need another yet.

But you've gotta admit there's something rather sad about Jade rifling through the League Two player stats to find former pro footballers with NIL appearances at the lowest pro level.

It's like 'I know my place'

I hear Dean Gaffney's still available...