Saw this and found it entertaining, so I thought I'd post it here 
"One: Grumpy, Rude. Hangs out with teachers – boring! And the worst taste in
hats – I missed the fez
Two: Fun but wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. Offered to show me
"this cool place on Telos" – but I saw right through that (And I hope he chokes
on that recorder)
Three: Now we’re talking! Hair like a lion, Velvet and frills. Amazing gourmand.
We had a lot to talk about.
Four: Good hair. Good hat. Has fourteen of those scarves. All the same. They
take up a whole lot of room to themselves.
Five: Very sweet but strangely short-tempered. Also obsessed with some place
called the Eye of Harmony. A nightclub?
Six: I fear this was the payoff of all those conversations with Three. He was
aiming for my hair and fell some way short. Also, is that what it looks like when
you put clowns through a wood chipper?
Seven: Surprisingly Scottish! Always thinks big. Would have loved to get my
hands on that jumper - and thrown it into the nearest supernova.
Eight: Velvet and frills again? So passé. But oh my word - GREAT DIGS! Got
lost in the cloisters one afternoon I could have sworn I heard some American
begging to be let out.
Nine: Leather jacket. Funny accent. Big ears. And don’t mention the war!
NOTE: Need to buy more mnemosine recall-wipe vapour. Can’t keep hopping into my sweetie’s life without it!"
There's some other stuff from River's diary in the game on this page: http://forgivenalwaysandcompletely.t...eternity-clock
It can be all quite easily dismissed as non-canon (there are apparently mistakes in the game), but fun nonetheless

"One: Grumpy, Rude. Hangs out with teachers – boring! And the worst taste in
hats – I missed the fez
Two: Fun but wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. Offered to show me
"this cool place on Telos" – but I saw right through that (And I hope he chokes
on that recorder)
Three: Now we’re talking! Hair like a lion, Velvet and frills. Amazing gourmand.
We had a lot to talk about.
Four: Good hair. Good hat. Has fourteen of those scarves. All the same. They
take up a whole lot of room to themselves.
Five: Very sweet but strangely short-tempered. Also obsessed with some place
called the Eye of Harmony. A nightclub?
Six: I fear this was the payoff of all those conversations with Three. He was
aiming for my hair and fell some way short. Also, is that what it looks like when
you put clowns through a wood chipper?
Seven: Surprisingly Scottish! Always thinks big. Would have loved to get my
hands on that jumper - and thrown it into the nearest supernova.
Eight: Velvet and frills again? So passé. But oh my word - GREAT DIGS! Got
lost in the cloisters one afternoon I could have sworn I heard some American
begging to be let out.
Nine: Leather jacket. Funny accent. Big ears. And don’t mention the war!
NOTE: Need to buy more mnemosine recall-wipe vapour. Can’t keep hopping into my sweetie’s life without it!"
There's some other stuff from River's diary in the game on this page: http://forgivenalwaysandcompletely.t...eternity-clock
It can be all quite easily dismissed as non-canon (there are apparently mistakes in the game), but fun nonetheless