Heya!
I'm kind of new at this, so sorry if some-one has already done this topic, but I was just talkin 2 my friend *Hi Ellie* and we were trying to remember all of the little quirky sayins that Vic (BB5) would come out with!! Hers the list that we came up with, it would be great if you guys could help us with remembering the rest!!

1. "Fo shizzle My Nizzle"
2. "They call me the Milkman because I alwasy deliver"
4. "Shes as unstable as Rik Waller doing the river dance on a 3 legged stool!"

I don't know if you remember but there was a part on BBLB where Victro would do a different "Victor-ism" every day, and thats all we can remember!!

Cheerz
Emah xx

I'd prefer to forget about fatboy actually.

Here's some :

"She’s more at risk that the last slice of pizza at a celebrity fat farm" Victor on Kitten’s mental state.

"Bang some chicks…bang some more chicks, then bang some chicks again" Victor fills us in on his hobbies.

"Slick V.I.C the ghetto VIP, if you mess with me I’ll leave you R.I.P, shizzle my nizzle. Um, one more thing…can we get some bread and milk please? Two loaves, one white, one brown and some milk please." Not that slick now, eh Victor?


"You up for a malt drink later?" Victor and Jason are just so hard.


"I’ve got some straight talkin’ pencilled in for tonight" Unless Shell gets in first, Victor.


"Most men don’t mind good looking lesbians" Victor shows his political side.


'Man I know what ma DNA stands for - Dis Negro is Attractive aiiiiight'

'' Dan sits on more fences than Worzel Gummage ''

''Dan's held more butts than a night club ashtray''

More here :

http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/bigbrother...hp?pick=victor

I only remember Shizzle My Nizzle, but I still have no idea what it means?

"trapjaw" when describing Nadia

come on!!..are you pulling bells??...
no seriously...if you don't know what 'it' means,..
what? does you're imagination tell you

"D'YA KNOW OOH I AM??"

"Kitten, she's about as safe as the last bit of pizza at the celebrity fat farm"

"A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge"

"I'm a loveable rogue, you can't help but like me, I grow on people like moss"

"Emma had a face only a blind mother could love"

"Dan the mediator, Dan the peacemaker, put him in a cave with Bin Laden, Sharon, Arafat and a pot of Nutella and there would be world peace for years"

"I hate flip-flops. They mess with my walk"

"Kitten is more wobbly than Rick Waller doing a belly dance on a 3 legged table"

Victor ism-mug..ooops! face..

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brain-cell deficiency="you know OOhh? i am?"

A few more classics from Victor:

I'm gonna alpha male 'em to death and take this shit home.

I've run out of f****** fish, I can't shut the seal up!

I nominate Nadia, a.k.a. Hack-Jaw, a.ka. Jimmy Hill, a.k.a Sink-the-****ing-titanic-with-my-jaw

I am going to get ill. I've already got the sniffles

They call me the Plumber because I like to lay pipe

Don't you just give them a slap or something?
(Victor’s solution to someone having a panic attack)

If the balls hang to the left, it means the man's gay

It means "for sure, my n****r" and was made famous by Snoop Dogg, not that tosser Vic.

I don't think Vic knew what it meant either.

Of course he didn't - it always bugged me when he said it, because it's supposed to be 'fo' shizzle, my nizzle'.

Small point, but it made me want to tape his mouth up even more...

This is the same Victor who explained what it meant on BBLB

(except he had to replace the word n****r obviously!)

Once he'd had a chance to look it up.

Of course he did, it's not as if he likes rap music and that saying has been around for years!

Re-enters thread. Looks around nervously to see if MissPancras is watching. Shouts "WANNABE GANGSTA". Runs away giggling.

i must be missing something here
some say, "shizzle my nizzle" translates "for my n*gger"...

but i've always thought it meant, "chisel my nob".."sharpen my tool"

www.urbandictionary.com

You can look it up.

WOW!! thank you!! got loads of quotes here!! I'm going to use some, lol just randomly come out with them!! keep them coming if you know any more . . . cheerz!!

The one comment that sums him up "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM"

Yeah, repeated ad infinitum (just so we get the message that he's 'somebody').

I remember the size of his posterior the most, I affectionately call mine Victor because it has spread to about the same size

How right you are Solway! Whenever I think of Victor, the one word that immediately springs to mind is ARSE

so true, I have recently seen pictures of him and Jason together, it sent shivers down my spine, surely we won't have to suffer the vic and dick show again